Vault Boy

"glowing in the dark"

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Vault Boy's Interests

General	☢ Collecting bottle caps (since real money is basically prehistoric now), catching some nice radioactive sun, hunting radroaches, and following the rules… unless they come from an idiot.
Music	☢ Swing, jazz, The Ink Spots, Andrews Sisters… basically happy tunes to dance to while the world melts. Also any holotape that doesn’t sound like a Protectron being run over.
Movies	☢ Vault-Tec “educational” films, old black-and-white movies where everyone smokes and nobody dies of cancer… because the war got them first.
Television	☢ Any signal my Pip-Boy can pick up without exploding. Big fan of The Silver Shroud, Nuka-Cola ads, and those weird shorts that end with “Vault-Tec has everything under control” (lies).
Books	☢ Grognak the Barbarian comics, survival manuals, and moldy gun magazines that are still more useful than the Overseer.
Heroes	☢ The guy who invented Nuka-Cola Quantum, anyone who can steal from the supply room without getting caught, and the hero who told the Enclave to shove their speeches where the sun doesn’t shine.

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A Bright, Shiny Tomorrow… Full of Mutants! (view more)

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About me:

Hey there, Wasteland dweller! I’m Vault Boy, your friendly guide to the bright future Vault-Tec promised you. I’m always smiling—even while explaining how to survive a nuclear blast… or how to “politely” deal with raiders using a grenade. My job is to make radiation and starvation look fun, and frankly… I’m damn good at it. If you see me winking, it might be friendly… or I’m just laughing at how short your life expectancy is.

Who I'd like to meet:

☢ Anyone who won’t try to eat me when they get hungry.
☢ The Vault-Tec scientists… so I can ask if all this was part of the plan or just pure incompetence.
☢ The guy who invented Nuka-Cola Quantum, to ask for the recipe (or his liver, whichever lasts longer).
☢ People who can shoot straight and don’t smell like a wet ghoul.
☢ You. Yes… you… if you can survive long enough to make the meeting.