Neil

General

I'm a big fan of clowns. I like colours, weird antique trinkets and old letters that I find In thrift stores. I enjoy people watching and snooping in other people's business in general. I enjoy textures, my top three are rust, denim and hard calluses. I listen to camp here & there and Malevolent. I enjoy solitaire to the extent where I play it everyday before, during and after school. I like drawing and painting and all that stuff. I'm also a big fan of taping items to my walls.

Music

I wouldn't say that I strictly stick to one genre of music. I primarily listen to bands like of Montreal, The Magnetic Fields and World Destroyers' Pleasure club. I listen to a lot of Will Wood since I enjoy that most of his songs have a full sound and I'm just a big fan of his jazz-ish sound. I have grown a love for Angine de Poitrine and would recommend listening to them if you haven't already. I really enjoy Tom Lehrer because I find his jokes hilarious and his rhymes genius despite being simple rhymes. There's a sort of effortlessness that I find so impressive. I would probably blabber on for a couple hundred words more about all the artists I listen to, but I doubt that anyone has the patience for that. Therefore I will only make free recommendation; Russ Columbo, The Petrojvic Blasting Company and Be Your Own Pet.

Movies

I am a big fan of David Lynch movies and horribly made, unknown, old movies. My favourite movie is Blue Velvet, closely followed up by Willard(1971). I have a deep love for Sherlock Holmes adaptations. I forgot to mention that I am a fan of Sherlock Holmes earlier, but I will not be going back and writing it in. Despite my love for older movies I also enjoy more recent movies. Among those recent movies I would like to mention Nosferatu(2024), Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein, and the Grand Budapest Hotel. I am a big fan of all the Nosferatu movies and thought that the newest adaptation was brilliant. There are a couple of more movies that hold a special place in my heart that I would like to mention. 1# Sleepy hollow. I don't know why I adore this movie. 2# A Clockwork Orange. I absolutely hate Stanley Kubrick for being a sick, perverted, freak and that whole Lolita thing. But I did adore ACWO and thought it to be hilarious. 3# The Human Centipede 2. I know that it's a bit out of place in my list of films, but I remember it fondly. I wouldn't recommend watching THC2 if you have a weak stomach. 4# Con-Air. I am not a fan of mindless action movies, but there was just something about that movie. I don't find Nicolas Cage attractive, but if I'm watching Con-Air, I'm going to be starring.

Television

I really like the Sherlock Holmes series from 1954, I think the jokes are hilarious. I don't have as much to say when it comes to shows. I liked House M.D. which actually is an adaptation of Sherlock Holmes. I really like Interview With the Vampire. I did and still do like Gravity Falls and re-watch it every now and then.

Books

I don't have a lot to say about books since I'm an illiterate piece of shite. I can say that I did like The Starless Sea, The Strange Case Of Dr Jekyll And Mr Hyde, A Clockwork Orange, Hamlet and Frankenstein.

Heroes

My beloved best friend, Dahlia❤️