KARKITTEN.

General

I QUITE ENJOY PROGRAMMING. I AM A VERY GOOD PROGRAMMER, AND EVEN BETTER THAN SOLLUX. LET THIS COOL SOFTWARE THAT I CREATE BITE OUT OF MY POSSESSION. I'M COOL AND BRILLIANT.

Music

HMM. I LIKE THE MUSIC STRIDER MAKES. YES, MAYBE IT CAN BE SHITTY SOMETIMES, BUT IT'S STILL NOT BAD. I LOVE HER. I ALSO LIKE HEAVY METAL, OR MAYBE EVEN SOME KIND OF ROCK BESIDES RAP.

Movies

I'M GOING TO RIP IT UP NOW. *ALL * ASS. ARGH. GET READY! I LIKE THE MOVIE STARRING JAYNE AUSTIN, WHO LOOKS LIKE A TROLL. THERE'S A ROMANTIC DRAMA GOING ON WITH ONE OF JAYNE'S FRIENDS, BUT SHE CAN'T HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH HIM BECAUSE HE'S OF *RUSTY* BLOOD ORIGIN, AND JAYNE HERSELF IS BLOOD-COLORED INTIMATE. BUT SOON THEY SOMEHOW HAVE AN AFFAIR AND IT TURNS OUT TERRIBLY. THAT BOYFRIEND KILLS HER AND EATS HER CORPSE IN FRONT OF JAYNE'S PARENTS. AND THEN THEY DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH HIM FOR IT. BUT I STILL LIKE THIS MOVIE, EVEN THOUGH IT'S SO STUPID AND UNFAIR.

Television

WHAT IS TELEVISION?

Books

DEFINITELY * NOVELS.* BUT I'M NOT GOING TO SAY ONE OF THEIR NAMES, I'M A LAZY ASS.

Heroes

*JAYNE AUSTIN*