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General	Chewing on expired lithium-ion batteries like candy. Injecting liquid thermal paste straight into my veins. Licking between the keys of a decade-old keyboard just to taste the grime. Drinking warm Monster™ through a used sock. Sniffing VHS tapes until my synapses rot.
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My brain is a bloated corpse floating in a septic tank of dial-up sludge. I communicate exclusively in corrupted MP3s, festering pop-ups, and the sound of a hard drive screaming for mercy. My fingernails are USB sticks filled with rancid malware, my teeth are shattered pixels, and my spinal cord is an Ethernet cable chewed through by digital rats. If you listen closely, you can hear the sound of a Windows 98 startup tone playing from the inside of my skull.

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