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General

I like food... I like cats... I like not working... uh... I don't dude, just look at the rest of 'em!

Music

There's this one guy who does this thing where he screams his lyrics instead of singing them and I really fuck with that. I don't remember his name but he plays at The Sloshing Grog pretty often. Call it what you want, neo screamfolk works for me. I also like really complex band music. That kind of stuff where some nerdy ass dude gets behind some drums and a guy with way too much energy plays a lute way faster than I can even comprehend. I like that shit.

Movies

I have one "pet" but he's basically my best friend. His name is Cirrus and he's a funny little cat with horns. He's kinda weird. Like, I'm almost certain he understands what I say and not like how a dog would. I've had him for as long as I can remember. He's old but doesn't show his age like AT ALL! I love heem teehee (^∇^)

Television

My hobbies include violent dancing at harsh neo shows, petting Cirrus, eating food, and sleeping. I've gotten pretty boring in my twenties, I don't know what to tell you (╥﹏╥)

Books

I work for as a guide for Longstone Tours and I don't like it very much. I'd actually like my job if they GAVE ME MORE INTERESTING TOUR ROUTES!!! I BASICALLY ONLY DO CENTRAL LONGSTONE AND I HATE IT!!! The pay is eh but they let me bring Cirrus and he likes the attention... for the most part.

Heroes

I FUCKING LOVE MEAT, BRO! I DO NOT PLAY ABOUT MEAT! DO NOT TEST ME!!! That is all.