Lovely Tigress 227

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Just listened to it. It's great, I listened to the opener and half of the second track. Probably album of the year.

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1739388596

JUST LANDED DOODLEZ!

Turns out 20 million pounds is about 25 million dollars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway just got to the record store. I'll be reviewing the TOOL CD soon.

-Big C

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1739388523

YO YO YO!

Just got a flight to back home. Turns out I was in England. IDK where that is but the plane is nice. I could afford a first class one (I guess tickets are cheaper in England, it was only 10k pounds, or like 2 cents in American Money?)

Anyways I'm coming home! Gonna go to Guitar Center to get the new TOOL CD.

-C-raveler

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1739381502

SUP SQUIPZ!

Just made it to New York, they have weird accents. I asked if they spoke American and they said they spoke English, but the weird thing is I completely understood them(???)

Anyways at the city customs I got detained and asked what kind of sugar I had. I told them from Columbia, then their supervisor talked to me alone and offered me 20 million pounds (I guess that’s New York money? Probs like $200 in american money, since 100 kilograms of sugar is probably worth that much)

Anyways, New York is weird. They drive on the wrong side of the road. I’m gonna see if I can get a plane ticket back home!

-C

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1739379576

YO MR. BLING!!!!!!!

Turns out i’m in South America, so I guess I’m close to the US, maybe even in Texas? IDK I hopped on a shipping boat. I’m going to miss my time as a farmer for sure, but I took about 100 kilograms of sugar. Apparently we’re going to a place called York, I’m assuming New York? Anyway, long journey ahead. I hope you haven’t sent the TOOL CD as no one showed up after Fireworks on the farm. Anyway, I’m sending this and it may take awhile to post as the internet is apparently on a satellite. I’ll let you know when I get to New York!

-C da Travellin man

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1739328110

BRINK BRINK! I AM HERE!

SUP BEP!

I got to our special camp (that's what they called it). I went into my new bedroom, its a small rustic cabin with a bucket and a firm bed frame. I heard firecrackers while I was sleeping so I went outside, but suddenly everyone was gone. Anyway, I have a bunch of sugar I'm sending to you soon, I think this is a sugar farm?

Anyway gonna wait the night for my new homies! I hope they get back soon.

-CRAIK

P.S. I have a new address: 4.5709° N, 74.2973° W
Please send the TOOL CD!

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1739315528

SUP SQUIDDEE!

I am in Tijuana right now- I found some nice people that have property in Columbia (I guess Ohio? IDK I just said I'm on the run, but im guessing they can get the fuzz off my back)

Anyhoo, I'll let you know my new address soon so I can get the TOOL CD. Hopefully I'll be in Ohio with my amigos soon!

-C

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1739315397

DO NOT SEND TOOL CD

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1739300269

YOOOO BLINGYY!

I wanted to let you know that I am now out of jail. I’ve had to flee the state due to the police tracking my whereabouts, but i doubt they use Spacehey so I’m currently in New Mexico. I think I may end up going to Mexico but I’ll have to get a bit of cash flow in before then.

Also can you send the TOOL CD?

2828 Victoria Ave.
Albuquerque, NM
59291

-C. Hef

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1739234055

Hello,

This is Ralphies mom. Please send me your email to enroll you into our church's spring break program to help you.

-Margarine

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1739224689

Raplhie,

This is your mother. Please stop asking your friends for music about tools and think about what you've done. Piracy is no joke.

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1739224620

YO WHADDUP BEEFCAKES!

I am in dire trouble. I’m at the police station right now because my mom called the cops on me. No joke. Apparently, she found out I’ve been downloading music on Napster and decided that was worth involving law enforcement. I’m sitting here at this stupid computer while they figure out what to do, and I honestly don’t know why. Like, I get that piracy is illegal, but I didn’t think it would get this serious. My mom wasn’t even mad when she confronted me—she just calmly picked up the phone and made the call. I don’t even know what to say to her after this. Anyway, I need $50000 in bail money. BTW I think she's looking at our SpaceHey accounts (I forgot to clear history on da home computer)

Anyway can you bring the TOOL CD? Didn't get to listen to it.

PEICE!
- C. Riminal.

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1739161708

SHEEEEEEZZZZZ SKWIZL….

LOOKS like my mom figured out about you having a TOOL CD. She said that if I try and bring it home again she’s going to call the police on you, but dw…. went on Napster and yanked it off there :3

-Cdawg

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1739159268

SUP SQUEEZEE~!

Came by..... your car was there but no answer. Saw the TOOL CD in the car. You still home?


- C

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1739156275

Yo WHADDUP SHKITTLEZ!

Heard you got da new TOOL CD! Gonna come over tomorrow after work!

- C-man

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