Joe Horseface

General

Shirling

Music

I only listen to pretentious bullshit, like the MUZAK versions of your favorite 60's hits... Y'know, the stuff you used to hear at the mall, while storming Younker's to dowse yourself in a mixture of every cologne sample, in a pathetic attempt to impress the older, pretty girls at the arcade...

Movies

The combination of CGI and LCD screens has turned me into a cross-eyed, epileptic, schizoid, who can only enjoy boring documentaries about early 19th century railroad magnates...

Television

I once junk-picked 17 television sets in one day for my uncle Ted, who was dead set on building a cool "villainous wall of screens" for his office. We never could figure out the secret of getting the one large image across all the screens...

Books

I love the smell of rotting paper...

Heroes

Joey Styles