JohnGoyle

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"Floating in space"

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JohnGoyle's Interests

General

Reading shitty human webcomics, Beaming down random patches of grass with my ASSCANNON, Nuking different hospitals around the omniverse, Eating human food, Pissing on humen, Drawing the most excuisite MSPaint art ever conceived, Talking to humans that do not know better not to talk to aliens online, Committing mass acts of violence using the powers of CONTROLLED WEATHER.

Music

System Of A Down, Aphex Twin, BABYMETAL (...eugh.), Avenged Sevenfold, John Lennon (he knows.), VARIOUS UNDERGROUND ARTISTS, Nirvana.

Movies

Sausage Party, Deadpool.

Television

I do not watch TV, too much politics left and right.

Books

Heroes

Serj Tankian, Peter Griffin, Lord English (Killed the worst webcomic writer), Myself.

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About me:

my name is John Goyle. i am an alien from the planet CHEKOYPRIVLEG and i have come to earth to take over and establish the world's biggest Buc-e's ever created. My enemiese were many, but now they are none. humanity is next. CHECK YO PRIVILEGE.

Who I'd like to meet:

The President of The United States, Serj Tankian, The director of Sausage Party, Big Boss, MSPA fans (the only exception to my human domination plans.(except homestuck.))

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