Tess Richardson

General

I like Music, my room, nice smelling grass patches, my dead cat, JJ's magic tricks, lolly bags, those glass block showers (I need them in my future house) and my favourite jeans. Because I am a very opinionated person I will tell you what I hate as well: I hate liars, slow walkers, my mums many boyfriends (and most of all Malcolm- absolute wanker), people that go to the posh school, people who own a boat or a holiday home, therapists, and right now- Cook, I hate Cook.

Music

I love: PJ Harvey – My absolute favourite! She’s the coolest ever, and no, Rory Gilmore does not deserve to like her. I hate Rory, in case you couldn’t tell, so I’m officially claiming PJ Harvey as mine. Mazzy star: gives me unexplainable floating feelings. I will name my daughter Hope after Hope Sandoval. Amy: If you don’t her we can’t be friends. Fiona Apple: I want to look like slow like honey. Portishead – Because I’m from Bristol, and I have taste. Dido – Eminem absolutely does not deserve you. The Sundays, Jeff Buckley – I love him, Belle and Sebastian – Especially for long car rides where you can stare dramatically out the window. Joni Mitchell – Thanks, Mum, for your one good taste in music!

Movies

Anything like, Back to the Future, The Goonies, Heathers or The Breakfast Club. American Psycho and The Last Seduction – Femme fatale goals. Movies I Hate: Scream Anything with Tom Cruise – Katie, I do not care if you think he’s a “dreamboat.” Cinderella – If I wanted to watch a girl mop floors and talk to mice, I’d just stay home and watch my mum clean.

Television

Gilmore girls. Don't ask me my opinions about this show because I will go on forever. Team Jess (for me) and Logan for Rory (because she doesn't deserve Jess.) The OC: me and Michelle watch it all the time. I hate Oliver Trask with a burning passion. The IT crowd- Peak Comedy CSI- I get stuck watching it too often. Basically anything on TV that’s actually interesting and not full of brainless nonsense.

Books

I’ll read anything, but I especially love British crime dramas. A series of unfortunate events- It's technically a kids book but I love it The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath, The secret history by Donna Tartt, Wuthering Heights.

Heroes

My previously mentioned cat- He was the only one who didn't annoy me The random person who decided to put pineapple on pizza – Genius.