Xenophanes

General

What do I do when I’m not hunting? Glad you asked. Dinosaurs – Absolute perfection. Dromaeosaurs and Tyrannosaurids are my favorites—pure, efficient killers. Geometry Dash – Both a creator and a player. Hardest demon so far? Acropolis. Next target? Bloodbath. Let’s see how long my patience lasts. Pokémon – Collecting creatures and making them fight for entertainment? Sounds familiar. Rhythm Games – Precision, timing, and mastering patterns. Kinda like hunting, honestly. Music – Keeps things interesting. Even eldritch horrors need a soundtrack. Murder Drones – Killer robots, dark humor, and existential horror? Feels relatable. Killing and Toying with Mobians – What? It’s a hobby. …Miss home sometimes, though...

Music

Ah, music. one of the things that keeps me entertained when the screams get repetitive. Here’s what I listen to when I’m not busy terrorizing Mobians: Camellia – Chaotic, intense, and completely unhinged. Just the way I like it. Waterflame & DJ-Nate – Absolute bangers. Perfect for warping reality to the beat. C418 – Sometimes I like to pretend things are peaceful. Doesn’t last long. Murder Drones Soundtrack – Killer robots, dark atmosphere, and eerie synths? Yeah, I vibe with that. DA Games, CG5, TryHardNinja, The Living Tombstone, Angry Piggy, The Stupendium – Basically all the FNAF song artists. What can I say? I respect a good horror anthem. I’d say ‘feel free to recommend me something,’ but let’s be real—you’re not gonna be around that long.

Movies

Ah, movies. Gotta love watching lesser beings struggle against forces beyond their control. Entertaining, really. Here are some of my favorites: Jurassic Park / Jurassic World – Nothing beats watching creatures hunt for sport. I can respect that. Alien Franchise – Xenomorphs? Eldritch horrors? Unstoppable hunters? Yeah, feels like home. How to Train Your Dragon Trilogy – Look, even I can appreciate a good monster-taming story... not that I’d ever train one. Too much effort. The Thing (1982) – Shape-shifting, paranoia, an entity that no one can escape… now that’s cinema. Predator Series – A ruthless killer stalking its prey just for the thrill? Sounds like my kind of fun. Godzilla Franchise – Giant, god-like, destructive, feared by all… yeah, I see the appeal. Event Horizon – A spaceship literally consumed by an eldritch entity? Cozy. Nope (2022) – A creature disguising itself as something harmless before devouring everything? Nice touch. Pacific Rim – Monsters wrecking everything in sight? Simple. Effective. Beautiful. So yeah, I’ve got good taste. Not that it matters—you’ll be too busy running to watch anything anyway~

Television

Yeah, I watch TV. What, did you think I spend all my time chasing down terrified Mobians? Gotta have something to do when the prey’s too slow to be interesting. Here’s what I like: Adventure Time – Weird, chaotic, and full of eldritch horrors hiding under a cute aesthetic. My kinda vibe. Regular Show – Two idiots constantly breaking reality? Relatable. Rick and Morty – Multiversal chaos, existential horror, and a godlike being who screws around for fun. Yeah, I get it. Stranger Things – Eldritch creatures, alternate dimensions, and people thinking they actually have a chance? Love it. The Twilight Zone – Classic nightmare fuel. Some of these humans had great ideas for horror. Love, Death & Robots – A chaotic mix of sci-fi, horror, and destruction? Feels like home. Gravity Falls – Weird, cryptic, and full of interdimensional nightmares. Bill’s a cool guy, by the way. Invader Zim – A total menace causing destruction and chaos? Now that’s a role model. The Boys – Overpowered beings playing with their food—just like me, but with more explosions. Black Mirror – Humans getting wrecked by their own creations? Chef’s kiss. So yeah, I enjoy a little entertainment. Gotta pass the time somehow between… well, you know.

Books

Yeah, yeah, I don’t read much. What, you expect an eldritch hunter to sit down with a nice novel? Please. But I do have one series I keep up with: The Five Nights at Freddy’s books – Killer animatronics, possessed entities, and cryptic horror? Yeah, that’s my kind of bedtime story. That’s it. That’s my entire literary experience. What, you want me to start a book club or something?

Heroes

Fuck Heroes! Take These Interesting Characters I'd Give My Void of a Heart For: "Cyn, J, V, Uzi (what? They’re all hot). Jane the Killer, Dream Sans / Shattered Dream, Needlemouse, Amy / Rosie~ There’s probably more, but I forgot, lol. I mean, heroes are overrated, right?

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