Shadow

About me:

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Who I'd like to meet:

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a b!tch-azz m0therfvck3r, he pi55ed on my fvck!ng wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fvck!n' quilly d!ck out and he pi55ed on my fvck!ng wife, and he said his d!ck was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small d!ck. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. [Explosion sounds] That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two ba!!s and a b0ng. He fvck3d my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fvck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PI55ING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PI55ED ON THE MOON, YOU !D!OT! You have twenty-three hours before the pi55 D R O P L E T S hit the fvck!ng Earth, now get outta my fvck!ng sight, before I pi55 on you too!