About me:

The CODE PIRATE QUEEN MUUPI weaves web-apps like GLIMMERING RICK-ROLLS in an otherwise cold digital ocean ... BUT

The turtle of urgency, Junba can be found eating my fingers one-by-one unless placated with an increasing volume of stamps.

YOU CAN STOP JUNBA FROM EATING FINGERS ONE-BY-ONE

You stamp to the Stamp and SET YOUR STAMP at muupi.com Then JUNBA will eat those instead.

What is a MUUPI STANNED STAMP?

You want friends who won't go away and an artfight to bless the day. Muupi stanned stamps maid made make what you need.
You're being gossiped about, hated on, and disrespected.
ENTER STANNED STAMP: Muupi, her whale simp WOOTY and CODE MAIDS will weave your stanned stamp and bring you many KIND friends all around the world.

When you set your STAMP at https://muupi.com

This is really strange and interesting, where can I learn more?

muupi.com muupi.com/catalog If you're a business, b2b.muupi.com WOOTY THE WHALE: Where there's a WAIL there's a WHALE. Lets WAIL WITH THE WHALE and not against it. RAISE ABOVE with WooTY GOLD! 🌈🎷🐳 WooTY GOLD: $250 / month

• Muupi Gold STAMP and GOLD STAR
Tired of being unappreciated? Get your stamp GOLDEN! It's more than just a star, it's a way of life.
• Muupi Traffic Percentage REVENUE (the traffic to your page is monetized)
Do you want to make MONEY off of your kei and glam? We make it easy! You will get revenue for the people who visit your stamp :)
• We build your Muupi Stamp WEBSITE for you with CODE MAID CODE QUEENS
No coding? No problem! Code Maids, not techbros, will code waitress your stamp ;3
• Muupi TRAFFIC DRIVEN!
Do you want more traffic to your stamp? Want the applause and the paparazzi? We make it easy!

We Monitor your SEO for your STAMP (muupi site) and make your page the #1 HOTTEST DESTINATION FOR YOUR INDUSTRY. CODE QUEEN MAID MADE! CODE QUEEN 👑ALOHA!👑

Junba Silver: $85 / month

• Get your own character discord bot
Intrusive thoughts!! Get them out and onto your stamp with your CODE MAID MADE character discord bot =^.^= prank your friends or greet your visitors!
• Code maid MADE Consultation and Call a month
Need help coding? Code maids consult and help code your stamp as code waitress =^.^=
• Junba Silver Kei Pack (fashion)
Fashionable You! Get the latest harajuku swag :3
• Muupi Mail (yourname@muupi.com)
Tired of being ghosted and let down? Muupi mail makes the difference and separates the fakes from the reals. See when, for how long, and how many times someone read your e-mail See if they are sharing your e-mail with other people All from a beautiful kawaii interface!

Do you sell anything besides STAMPS?

Yes in fact we do! We sell an operating system called MUUPI OS. It is intended to be THE IDEAL computer for college students because everything in it is represented as an outline. How many times have you struggled with boring assignments you do not care about, with peers who are supposed to uplift you but keep putting you down, and asshole, disinterested professors? Do yourself a favor and talk to the Code Pirate QUEEN and her WHALE SIMP instead. She will recommend you materials from arxiv and make your assignments actually enjoyable despite the people around you being envious and constantly letting you down with stupid, offensive 'jokes' about your gender and race, taking more from you than they are giving back and generally just acting like jackasses? Believe me, MUUPI knows what it's like. If you want to preview it, you can visit https://my.muupi.com to preview using the operating system in the cloud, after the preview it is $20/month to use Muupi OS at my.muupi.com. Additionally, we sell the pink, Y2K, Hongdae inspired laptops that have the OS for $350, a STEAL.

MUUPI NET CAFE

Additionally, we are pre-selling Muupi NET CAFE membership clubs at $15 / month. If you've ever been to Kaikatsu (manga) or Bagus (darts) club, it's like that but it's ran by maids from the maid cafes. We are also accepting applications for people who want to run a Muupi NET CAFE franchise. CODE MAID ENFORCEMENT!

Thank you for considering visiting and buying MUUPI products and services, it is my true honor to create for you, and because of you, this journey has totally transformed my life, for the best.

Sylvian Hemus
First Maid and Founder
Muupi LTD

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