Clitler
"Riding that Pole-land"
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Clitler's Interests
General |
I’m deeply engaged in the art of urban foraging and have a knack for finding the best-forgotten snacks in obscure alleyways. My passion extends to crafting elaborate Doja Cat machines designed to make my life easier, and I spend my spare time hosting weekly debates about intergalactic travel with my collection of vintage (and expensive) action figures. My weekends are often spent perfecting the craft of crafting elaborate dioramas of historical events using only pasta and glue, and mastering, my favorite instrument, the kazoo. |
Music |
Don't need any of that unnecessary CRAP (except Do They Know It's Christmas - Band Aid, and any Doja Cat, Britney Spears or WHAM). |
Movies |
Martyrs, Blue is the Warmest colour, Mrs. Brown Boys (any), Jaws 2 |
Television |
Don't have a TV, my gran sold it. :( |
Books |
Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking dawn, Midnight Sun, (And any fan-fic involving Edward - send me some) |
Heroes |
Edward Cullen. Doja Cat, Britney Spears, ME |
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About me:
HELLO, Just a regular humanoid from planet Clitzon. Welcome to the rollercoaster that is my life: Marketing maven by day, semi-pro yodeler by night. Expert in cat herding, occasional fire-juggler, and part-time cryptozoologist. I’ve hiked the highest peaks, but still can't figure out my taxes. My philosophy? Work hard, nap harder. Was once mistaken for a celebrity chef, despite only cooking cereal. Dreams of merging quantum physics with interpretive dance. Proud owner of 12 imaginary awards, and an honorary PhD in nonsense. My motto? "If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull." Life's too short for bad coffee and low-quality Wi-Fi, so here we are.
Who I'd like to meet:
SOMEONE, ANYONE... PLEASE, I NEED IT FOR MY MENTAL HEALTH
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