yvonne

About me:

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    salutations and most appreciative greetings my fellow online vagabond cross these url lined waters. may i acquaintance myself?

    boys call me yvonne, my girls call me yve, many from an antique age may know zuri — and only some have the gall to invoke azure. whatever you may pick? your decision, dear traveler.

        ..it's... yve, though. yve. feel how it rolls off the tongue nearly deliciously? yeah.. now you must have got it! (￢‿￢ )

    alright, alright! enough about your dastardly name! — you may say, and to that? i leave no response! for your delectably pathetic voice yapping in my ear has no seat at my marvelous table of things we do must discuss. now, hush, fine fool! breakfast is in session, and i very much would like to introduce myself ╮( ˘ ､ ˘ )╭

    anyway! ~ again, feel free to refer to me by yvonne or yve on these spacehey floors! muchly recommended, especially when given the choice of my other aliases.. very much indeed..! —but moving on! if you may want to know more of me, if you keep your behavior fine at this here breakfast table i will only be obliged to let you in on the juicy details. unless you're... that cursed lady whistledown! darn witch, can't even know the old woman 'cause i haven't finished that dastardly series... it better not be pen.. oh i'll...

    oh my, but i'm sure you very much aren't. sorry, dearie. the sex in that show's really getting to me.

Who I'd like to meet: