Pepsi Enjoyer

General

Computers in general (1980-2010) Computer Software (1995-2024ish)

Music

Probably the only dude in the United States that casually listens to Kino and other Russian rock artists.

Movies

Really into 80s and 90s movies, the new CGI stuff is... icky.

Television

I don't watch a whole lot of TV.

Books

All Quiet On the Western Front is pretty good.

Heroes

That's a good joke, man. That's a good joke.

Employees

I don't know why the furry is sweeping my floors, but if I don't gotta pay him i'll keep him around. He said his name was Puro. As for the floating pepsi can in the corner, a scientist came by and dropped it off, telling me to not let it get damaged. It's been there since I bought the place just about. As for the dude jammin' out in the "about me", he's a little slow. I unplugged his guitar and still hasn't noticed, honestly kinda funny.

Lelantoons

I make Lelantoons (Lee-Lan-Toons), a species of art under the regime of the Workers Union Of Resourcement, or WUoR for short. They are a multi-planetary imperialist species (Did I mention the $10 Trillion yearly military budget?) I could go further in depth, later.

Cola Wars

I will do ‎ a n y t h i n g ‎ for a Mountain Dew, Pepsi, or other Pepsi product, Coke can go [‎ ‎ ] itself.