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mindless self indulgence (i dont support jimmy urine), insane clown posse, lady gaga, mitski, tv girl |
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ponyo, the cat returns, in the tall grass |
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my little pony, alice in borderland |
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the adventure zone, graphic novels, fullmetal alchemist |
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scp-963 dr. jack shaw
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About me:
Name: Dr. Alto Clef
Security Clearance: Level █
Occupation:Digital Artist1, Professional Flamboyant Idiot, Site Director
Site of Operations: E̶v̶e̶r̶y̶w̶h̶e̶r̶e̶,̶ ̶a̶n̶y̶w̶h̶e̶r̶e̶ ̶b̶u̶t̶ ̶n̶o̶w̶h̶e̶r̶e Anywhere Needed
Profile: Can be described as intimidating at first, but e̶x̶t̶r̶e̶m̶e̶l̶y̶ ̶h̶a̶n̶d̶s̶o̶m̶e̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶u̶n̶d̶e̶n̶i̶a̶b̶l̶y̶ ̶a̶t̶t̶r̶a̶c̶t̶i̶v̶e̶,̶ ̶b̶o̶t̶h̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶p̶e̶r̶s̶o̶n̶a̶l̶i̶t̶y̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶l̶o̶o̶k̶s̶ outgoing and astute once one gets to know him. Some notable physical aspects are that his eyes are thought to be of bioluminescent properties due to his eyes appearing to glow when in shade, has a mouth full of nearly all canines or sharpened teeth, usually wears a deep tan cowboy hat at all times, a Hawaiian red and yellow shirt, and baggy jorts.
Addendum:He smells like hot dog water. -Dr. Benjamin Kondraki
A conversation between Dr. Kondraki, Dr. Shaw and Dr. Clef
Date: 4/28/20██
[BEGIN LOG]
Dr. Clef: So, Jack, do tell... (Dr. Clef scoots his chair closer to Dr. Shaw.)
Dr. Shaw: (Dr. Shaw pushes Clef away, rolling his eyes in exasperation.) I am not letting you bribe me into letting you sleep over at my house.
Dr. Clef: Whattt?! No! I-I wasn't gonna—I mean.. if I ask politely, would you?
Dr. Shaw: No.
(Dr. Kondraki enters the room, holding a cup of freshly brewed coffee from SCP-294.)
Dr. Shaw: Hey Konny, can me and Al stay at your place for at least one night?
Dr. Clef: Wait, why do you want to spend the night at someone else's place too?
Dr. Shaw: I do want you to come over to my house, Clef, it's just that I kind of have a.. uh.. bug infestation, if you will, and I kind of don't hate you enough to put you through that torture of.. (Dr. Shaw shivers.) ..filthy insects.
Dr. Clef: Oh.
Dr. Kondraki: To answer your question from earlier, sure, I guess. Just don't mess with anything. Especially you, Alto.
Dr. Clef: Excuse me? What did I ever do to you—or your house, rather?
Dr. Kondraki: Oh please, don't act so innocent. Remember the one time you soaked all of the clothes i had in my washer in milk so that I would think that it was just regular water and I even put the clothes in the dryer and it made my whole ass dryer smell like rotten milk for 4 months?
Dr. Clef: Mmmm.. Doesn't quite ring a bell.
Dr. Kondraki: Ugh. What about the one time you, quite literally, punched several holes in the wall in the shape of [DATA EXPUNGED]?
Dr. Clef: Oh yeah! I think Kain actually helped me with coming up with that one.
Dr. Shaw: Not to break the tension or anything but I still don't know whether or not we're gonna spend the night at Ben's.
Dr. Kondraki: Yes but.. (Dr. Kondraki glares at Dr. Clef, who gulps.) with precaution..
[END LOG]
Dr. Clef's Note: I totally didnt wreck his whole bathroom when me and Jack went to Konny's place lol
hello !!
heres some stuff abt me that you should know before you interact
- i love the scp foundation soooo much like i get really excited whenever someone talks abt it :3
- i also really like postal, portal, and half life but the scp foundation will always be on top for me
- i like disturbing things (not irl, just to be clear) and im kinda desensitized to it
Who I'd like to meet:
everyone (please friend me)
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