Clunker770

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"Don't mess with the Ice!"

Handsome silver fox...

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SpaceHey URL:

https://spacehey.com/detectiveice

Clunker770's Interests

General

Fighting crime.
Slaying poon.
Listening to hiphop.
Munching.

Music

Big Time Rush.
Fred Figglehorn.
Hannah Montana.
Repeat.

Movies

Go Go Gadget was my introduction to the detecting scene. I idolize Inspector Gadget and hope to one day fulfill his legacy.
I also enjoy the Pink Panther, but don't confuse it with Ice Spice's counterpart Pink Pantheress.

Television

I don't waste detecting time with foolish endeavors.

Books

Pete the Cat
Metamorphosis
Lolita
Hamlet

Heroes

Inspector Gadget.
Jacques Clouseau. (Pink Panther Detective, for the feeble-minded imbeciles who didn't heed my warning.)

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About me:

Welcome to the Detective's Office...

This profile may be intimidating to the weak-willed and feeble-minded.

    Dare to continue?
"Yes Yeat." They all say in unison. I'm too cowardly!
Well well well... look what the cat dragged in. I've been expecting you, Mrs. Spice. You thought I was feeling you? Well, you'd be sorely wrong. Well, allow me to introduce myself.

I am Detective Ice. All you need to know about me, is that you don't want to get into trouble with me. As you've probably already guessed, I am an undercover detective. You've been slandering the Ice legacy, as you've been instructed to do so by MC Hammer. You may think you're too legit to quit, but no matter what, no matter WHERE you are... the dogs will get you. And I think you know who let them out.

Who I'd like to meet:

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