BLACK HAT ORG

General

Training and advisory for gifted kids to turn them from evil imps to fearsome villains. The Black Hat Organization Camp counts with many activities to enhance the talent to perform acts of villainy, but naturally not everyone can be a winner. The camp offers competitions to measure the evil capacity of the lad, and the top three performers receive a grant to use on their evil plans. The total duration of the camp is of twelve months, with the chance to subscribe again if they wish to be winners the current year, or reincorporate as counselors for the organization. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Music

Every villain needs an unfriendly hand to help them with advice to keep their evil activity where it belongs. Our villain consultation helps go by your business correctly. We understand that each villain has a unique style, so our staff will provide custom consultation to suit the customer’s particular needs. The price paid for this service will depend on how much of a lost cause the customer is and, naturally, the assessor that is assigned to the case. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Movies

Our staff is trained to locate, pursue and execute any hero who dares stand in the way of our costumes through painful, unethical and unorthodox methods that shall remain unknown to the customers due to their gruesome nature. However, for an extra fee, Black Hat Organization is more than willing to share details and even footage of the deed. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Television

Asset D3M is one of our top requested services in Black Hat Organization. In order for Asset D3M to work, you must present important information via V-mail that will be sent to queue and arrive at the moment of the organization’s convenience. Your information will be saved on the database and processed. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Books

Tired of gods enchanting weapons for heroes and not being able to defeat them? Would you like your own enchanted item for yourself? Well, with the possession service you can do it! Lord Black Hat himself will take care of the matter, and the process to this service is simple! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Heroes

Did your ship hit a space deer? Perhaps you crushed the engine in a temper tantrum. Well, worry not! With Black Hat Organization’s "El Buitre" insurance, we insure your ship and provide you with a new one for free! By hiring our exclusive deluxe coverage, it doesn't matter if your accident is insignificant or huge! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Website

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