Funny

About me:

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border-right: 2px solid #1D43D1; } nav .links { border-bottom: 2px solid #1D43D1; } nav:before { content: "SpaceHey Header"; display: block; padding: 1em; background: linear-gradient(to bottom, #245edb 0%, #3f8cf3 9%, #245edb 18%, #245edb 92%, #333 100%) center/cover no-repeat; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", "Lucida Grande", "Lucida Sans Unicode", "Lucida Sans", Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 1em; text-shadow: 2px 2px 0px #000; border-radius: 10px 10px 0 0; } nav:after { content: "X"; display: inline-block; padding: .4em .6em; width: fit-content; border-radius: 5px; background: linear-gradient(180deg, rgba(233,145,126,1) 0%, rgba(223,89,65,1) 29%, rgba(156,32,15,1) 100%); border: 1px solid #FFF; position: absolute; top: 0; right: 0; margin-top: .5em; margin-right: .5em; pointer-events: none; } main:before { content: url('https://media.giphy.com/media/w3AmrG1E1vr56/giphy.gif'); position: fixed; bottom: 0; right: 0; transform: translateX(-3vw) translateY(-6vh); pointer-events: none; } main { background: none; position: relative; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", "Lucida Grande", "Lucida Sans Unicode", "Lucida Sans", Tahoma, sans-serif; } .profile h1 { border: 2px solid #1B44B8; border-radius: 5px 5px 0 0; padding: .5em; color: #FFF; text-shadow: 2px 2px 0 #000; background: var(--blue-gradient); margin-bottom: 0; } .profile .left { display: flex; flex-direction: column; width: 100%; } .profile .general-about { background: #FFF; border-left: 2px solid #1B44B8; border-right: 2px solid #1B44B8; border-bottom: 2px solid #1B44B8; padding: 1em; box-shadow: 5px 8px 10px #0006; } .general-about .profile-pic { margin: 0 1em 0 0; } .profile .left .mood { margin-top: 1em; background: #FFF; border-radius: 11px 11px 0 0; box-shadow: 5px 8px 10px #0006; border-left: 2px solid #1B44B8; border-right: 2px solid #1B44B8; border-bottom: 2px solid #1B44B8; } .profile .left .mood p { margin-left: 1em; margin-top: 1em; } .profile .left .mood:before { -moz-background-clip: padding; -webkit-background-clip: padding-box; background-clip: padding-box; content: "🙂 Mood"; display: block; padding: .5em; border: 2px solid #1B44B8; background: var(--blue-gradient); font-family: "Trebuchet MS", "Lucida Grande", "Lucida Sans Unicode", "Lucida Sans", Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 1em; text-shadow: 2px 2px 0px #000; border-radius: 10px 10px 0 0; color: #FFF; } nav:after { content: "X"; display: inline-block; padding: .4em .6em; width: fit-content; border-radius: 5px; background: linear-gradient(180deg, rgba(233,145,126,1) 0%, rgba(223,89,65,1) 29%, rgba(156,32,15,1) 100%); border: 1px solid #FFF; position: absolute; top: 0; right: 0; margin-top: .5em; margin-right: .5em; } .left .contact { position: fixed; bottom: 0; left: 0; width: 100%; margin: 0; padding: 0; z-index: 10; } .left .contact { border: 0; background: linear-gradient(180deg, #0997ff, #0053ee 8%, #0050ee 40%, #06f 88%, #06f 93%, #005bff 95%, #003dd7 96%, #003dd7); } .profile .contact .heading { background: radial-gradient(circle, #5eac56 0%, #3c873c 100%) center/cover no-repeat; display: flex; border-radius: 0 40px 50px 0; align-items: center; -webkit-filter: drop-shadow(0px 0px 7px #000); box-shadow: -2px -2px 10px rgba(0,0,0,.25) inset, 2px 2px 10px rgba(0,0,0,0.5) inset; margin-right: .5em; } .profile .contact .heading h4 { font-size: 0; } .profile .contact .heading h4:after { content: "💬 start"; font-size: 1.4rem; font-family: sans-serif; font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; text-shadow: 2px 2px 5px #0007; padding-right: 1.2rem; white-space: nowrap; } .profile .contact .inner { overflow-y: scroll; } .profile .contact .inner, .profile .contact .inner .f-row, .profile .contact .inner .f-row .f-col { display: flex; margin: 0; align-items: center; } .profile .f-col a { white-space: nowrap; border: 1px solid #003c74; background: linear-gradient(180deg,#366EF3,#2D69F4 86%,#1A3EB4); border-radius: 3px; padding: .5em; margin-left: .3em; font-weight: normal; color: #FFF; } .profile .f-col a:hover { background: linear-gradient(180deg,#1C35B4,#2450D7 86%,#1A3EB4); text-decoration: none; } .profile .url-info, .profile .profile-info { background-color: #E7E5CF; border: 0; box-shadow: 2px 2px 0px #FFFFFF inset, -2px -2px 0px #5D5C51 inset, 5px 8px 10px #0006; padding: 10px; } .profile .url-info p { text-align: center; } .left .table-section { border-radius: 10px 10px 0 0; border: 2px solid #1B44B8; box-shadow: 5px 8px 10px #0006; } .left .table-section .details-table tr { display: flex; flex-direction: column; } .left .table-section .heading { -moz-background-clip: padding; -webkit-background-clip: padding-box; background-clip: padding-box; padding: 1em; background: var(--blue-gradient); font-family: "Trebuchet MS", "Lucida Grande", "Lucida Sans Unicode", "Lucida Sans", Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 1em; text-shadow: 2px 2px 0px #000; border-radius: 10px 10px 0 0; color: #FFF; } .left .table-section .inner, .left .table-section .details-table td, .left .table-section .details-table td:first-child { width: 100%; background: #E7E4CF; } .left .table-section .details-table td:first-child p { padding: .3em; border-bottom: 2px ridge #E7E4CF; } .left .table-section .details-table td p { padding: .3em; } .profile .left .table-section:last-child .details-table tbody { display: flex; } .profile .left .table-section:last-child .details-table tbody tr { display: flex; flex-direction: column; flex: 1; line-height: 0; } .profile .left .table-section:last-child .details-table tbody tr td { width: 100%!important; text-align: center; background: none; } .profile .left .table-section:last-child .details-table tbody tr td p a { font-size: 0; transition: all .3s } .profile .left .table-section:last-child .details-table tbody tr td p img { font-size: 64px; height: auto; margin: 0; } .profile .right .blog-preview { margin-top: 1em; background: #FFF; border-radius: 11px 11px 0 0; box-shadow: 5px 8px 10px #0006; border-left: 3px solid #1B44B8; border-right: 2px solid #1B44B8; border-bottom: 2px solid #1B44B8; } .profile .right .blog-preview p, .profile .right .blog-preview h4 { font-family: "Lucida Console", "Lucida Sans Typewriter", monaco, "Bitstream Vera Sans Mono", monospace; margin-left: 1em; margin-top: 1em; } .profile .right .blog-preview:before { -moz-background-clip: padding; -webkit-background-clip: padding-box; background-clip: padding-box; content: "📝 Notepad"; display: block; padding: .5em; border: 2px solid #1B44B8; background: var(--blue-gradient); font-family: "Trebuchet MS", "Lucida Grande", "Lucida Sans Unicode", "Lucida Sans", Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 1em; text-shadow: 2px 2px 0px #000; border-radius: 10px 10px 0 0; color: #FFF; } .profile .right .blurbs, .profile .right .friends{ margin-top: 1em; background: #FFF; border-radius: 11px 11px 0 0; box-shadow: 5px 8px 10px #0006; border-left: 3px solid #1B44B8; border-right: 2px solid #1B44B8; border-bottom: 2px solid #1B44B8; } .profile .right .blurbs .heading, .profile .right .friends .heading{ -moz-background-attachment-clip: padding; -webkit-background-clip: padding-box; background-clip: padding-box; display: block; padding: .7em; border: 2px solid #1B44B8; background: var(--blue-gradient); font-family: "Trebuchet MS", "Lucida Grande", "Lucida Sans Unicode", "Lucida Sans", Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 1em; text-shadow: 2px 2px 0px #000; border-radius: 10px 10px 0 0; color: #FFF; } .profile .right .blurbs .heading h4:before{ content: "💻 "; } .profile .right .comments-table{ height:300px; overflow-y:scroll; display:block; background-color:#E7E4CF; } .comments-table td{ background:#FFFFFF; } .profile .right .comments-table td:first-child{ background:#F8F6F0; border-right:1px solid #BEBBAA; border-bottom:1px solid #BEBBAA; } .comment-replies{ border: 0; border-left: 5px solid #ffbd2e; }

Who I'd like to meet: