Sardonic The Hedgehog
"hibernating in a cave atop some grass clippings and twigs"
Man. Elder emo. Bad influence. Filthy liar.
Mood: snug as a bug in a rug or whatever
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Sardonic The Hedgehog's Interests
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General |
Look, I could get into the nuts and bolts and the bricks and sticks of what I'm into but that's not really satisfying. Let me instead use big words like esoteric and mnemonics and exacerbate to make you think I'm deep and knowledgeable about something.
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Music |
Time to get serious here.
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Movies |
I'm changing this back to Wes Anderson. All of them.
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Television |
Dead Like Me Season 1.
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Books |
Dear Reader: The Unauthorized Autobiography of Kim Jong Il
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Heroes |
The anarchist peasant from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail".
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Sardonic The Hedgehog's Blurbs
About me:
I'm always on the hunt for fresh music I haven't heard before.
I'm aspiring to nothing.
I enjoy most macabre things.
I need a taco--soft shell and with too much cheese and too little vegetation.
I have been accustomed to a stubborn disposition that admits it wish its history disassembled.
I am way older than 18 and will not add you if you are under 18.
Secretly:
An anarchist ruffian and belligerent anti-corporation-ist.
This picture isn't me, but you get the idea.
Actually:
An orderly person without a trace of dirt under my fingernails.
The last time I looked at a page like this I was very young. I can't take any of it seriously. This page is mostly a joke.
I am way older than 18. Do not add me if you are younger than 18.
I found this after a random search after thinking I'd like to create an old myspace page so I could add in some obscure lyrics to a song you haven't heard of and now I can't think of any of the lyrics and I won't put this on my phone so I doubt I'll ever remember the lyrics I wanted to add long enough to add them here.
The Emo Battle Chicken wailing out the lyrics to "Running up that Hill" come to mind.
I guess I'm just here for nostalgia.
My feelings don't care about your facts.
Your mom goes to college.
ANARCHY! ANARCHY! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS, BUT I LOVE IT!
Hot sauce is the best.
Who I'd like to meet:
Your mom. Tell her I said "rawr".
Also...
Tom, who was my friend on Myspace before anyone else cared to be. You're the real MVP. Too bad your website couldn't keep up. I probably would have abandoned it too, eventually.
DB Cooper, who is still alive and well...somewhere.
The Skunk Ape, who is also alive and well somewhere.
That damn dirty dog who decided to put all different sizes and types of bandaids into one box and sell it as some sort of "value pack". We will fight and I have a bandaid variety pack to patch me back up when I lose.
Or this guy.
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blairVVitch 
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Thanks for the accepting the ye olde friend request! |
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voldemort_marie 
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This profile is a wild ride lol thanks for the add! |
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Hazel 
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You’ve got that cool uncle vibe to ya, or like a really stoned grandfather that will give you sips of his beer and take you on the most unforgettable road trips. The ones mom doesn’t want you to go to haha I'm not old enough to be a grandfather yet (I guess I could be if I and a child of mine both made bad decisions and had terrible luck in high school, but I digress). by Sardonic The Hedgehog; ; Report |
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Matt_Helm 🍸 
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Thanks for the friendship! Have a cool weekend, Matt! /̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿💥 You're welcome for the friendship. [insert cheeky response or something here. I dunno. I'm tired. The weekend's gonna be long. I'm awkward in person and not much better here.] by Sardonic The Hedgehog; ; Report You're doing just fine. Love your Sean Connery pic! Number one! by Matt_Helm 🍸; ; Report |
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Dopesmoker 
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Cool background, I remember using that for my browser's HTML Start-page back in 2019. Thanks! by Sardonic The Hedgehog; ; Report |
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pastelprincess01 
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hello hello :) i keep seeing you around, so i assumed that we were friends on here, but i was mistaken! i hope you're doing well. I'm doing quite well and I hope you're well...as well. Nice to meet you! by Sardonic The Hedgehog; ; Report nice to meet you too, mr hedgehog!! by pastelprincess01; ; Report |
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/josh/ 
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what'd you do today? Worked, ate a meal, then worked some more. That is a full synopsis of the exciting life I lead on week days. by Sardonic The Hedgehog; ; Report Nah, I try to get in three meals square every day. by Sardonic The Hedgehog; ; Report which is your biggest meal? ayurveda says you’re supposed to make your lunch the biggest meal, and i try. breakfast sure is solid though. Hard to say. I try to keep it all balanced. by Sardonic The Hedgehog; ; Report It is, and the Buddha would agree with us. "Take the middle path and eat three enjoyable and filling meals a day without overdoing it." --Siddhartha, probably by Sardonic The Hedgehog; ; Report |
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Jon 🐇 
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Page love! I'm feeling the love! by Sardonic The Hedgehog; ; Report |
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Goblin Teatime 
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Thanks for the add! It's nice to meet you! by Sardonic The Hedgehog; ; Report |
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R+C 
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Thought I stop by to check out your profile. Lookin good, my man....👍👏 Far out by Sardonic The Hedgehog; ; Report |
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Jon 🐇
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I love what you've done with the place! :D Thank you! Just a little sprucing up goes a long way. by Sardonic The Hedgehog; ; Report |
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Jody Marie ♡ 
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Thanks for the add! I landed on your page after I clicked a number in Jane Doe's list from the other day. Good to have you as a friend. (Unless you're a weirdo, in case it's great to have you as a friend) by Sardonic The Hedgehog; ; Report Lol well thank you! Good to have you as a friend as well! by Jody Marie ♡; ; Report |
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Usual Egg 
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I am enamored by such big words. Thanks for the add It's nice to meet a fellow linguist. by Sardonic The Hedgehog; ; Report |
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Great Googly Moogly 
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Thanks for the add! Nice to meet you by Sardonic The Hedgehog; ; Report |
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𝙄𝙉𝙂𝙍𝙄𝘿 
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I’m so amused by your writing style! Do you write stories or anything? Not in a long time. I wrote a lot in college and I wish some of the stuff I published would disappear. It was cringey! by Sardonic The Hedgehog; ; Report |
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Jon 🐇
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Thanks for the add, fellow cool person! :D Thank you. My inner emo/goth is swagger, fine tastes, and machismo, as pictured. That wasn't really what I was going for and probably not what the pfp conveys. Who cares. by Sardonic The Hedgehog; ; Report |
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Wacky Alex 
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THANKS FOR THE ADDIf you like wacky music, give our channel a try.► We're playing the wackiest mix ever! Check it out! You're welcome. Don't be weird. by Sardonic The Hedgehog; ; Report |
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zyozi 
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i didnt know my ultimate life goal was to take lsds and adopt stray animals but now i do Right on. Help control the pet population and have your goat spayed or neutered. by Sardonic The Hedgehog; ; Report |
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autocorreckt 
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He said HTML. I shouted HTML in header font and bolded. by Sardonic The Hedgehog; ; Report |
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autocorreckt
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Leroy Jenkins! Leroy Jenkins! Cha cha cha! Cha cha cha! (do the cha cha) I'm sure this is from something other than the WoW video, but I'm not going to look it up as I am a lazy emo. by Sardonic The Hedgehog; ; Report |
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I tried to go lighter on the effects and heavier on the bizarre, tangentially connected references. I'm glad you enjoy it.
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