Bertram's corner
"watching tv with my mother"
72/lives in moms basement, eats corn chips with eating jerky,milk
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Mood: Excited bc when i go back to the basement im gonna ejactulate
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Bertram's corner's Interests
General |
teeth with food stuck in between, toenails with syrup, glossy coochie hair, a real-life wifu https://i.redd.it/dmyacsdlm6b71.jpg |
Music |
EAT MY HAIRY BALLS ITS A BAD HABITTTTTTTTTTTT |
Movies |
zootopia; ps;; i got a little thing for nick wild |
Television |
DAHMER; he's my inspiration for life |
Books |
"JAMIE HOUSTON; with 400 nude photos" My favorite book of all time |
Heroes |
my mannequin female body |
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About me:
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Who I'd like to meet:
I'd like to meet a wife for me who will lick bbq sauce off my toenails and say yummy in my tummy *ejaculates everywhere*
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