Dirk Strider

"Contemplating my shallow existence "

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Dirk Strider 's Interests

General
Music	I like shit that sounds horrible on purpose. I genuinely enjoy making my eardrums bleed.
Movies	My Little Pony: The Movie (2017) ... My Little Pony: Equestria Girls (2013) ... My Little Pony: Equestria Girls - Legend of Everfree (2016) ... My Little Pony: Equestria Girls - Friendship Games (2015) ... My Little Pony: The Movie (1986) Saw 2004 God graced us whith the Equestria girls films, those are the culmination of all cinema.
Television	My Little pony is a masterpiece and if you dare to disagree, taste my fucking katana
Books	• The bible (spoiler, Jesus dies) • The bible 2 (electric boogalo) • The bible 3 ( return of the Franken-jesus) • Detective pony ( my editon is superior obviously) • The bible 4 ( sweet jesus and hella judas) • The bible 5 ( We Are All God's Children And He Left Us In A Hot Car).
Heroes	Does anyone actually read these? Who has heroes anymore. Thats not me being an edgy teen, just a fact of life really ..

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Dirk Strider 's Latest Blog Entries [View Blog]

Jesus this whole profile is several years old (view more)

Boredom kicks my ass whils i sit and do nothing. (view more)

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About me:

Salutations, people. The Names Dirk Strider, aka The Raddest Dude Ever. (Raddest isn't a word but ok) I have decided to grace this website due to the ever increasing boredom of living on a platform in the middle of the fucking ocean, hallelujah. God I am lonely.. Ever heard of SBaHJ?