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General

I like everything but if we’re getting into detail lets go. Basically I love to eat because food is so fucking sexual and makes me cream everytime its in my mouth. My favourite food has to be pizza it’s just so fit and makes me so happy. I also love ice cream because there’s just no reason its just too good. I dislike blonde polish girls with blue eyes and ugly teeth (chipped), I also hate my nemesis Milky McBussy he is so annoying and if you see him make sure to curb stomp him and take a big shit in his stupid mouth, to top it all off make sure to have the longest and wettest and smelliest fart in his mouth. For dessert add some piss into there and make sure he eats that shit up and when he shits it out make him eat it. It must be an endless cycle of shit eating and pain and suffering because he deserves it. Milky McBussy haS been getting on my nerves since day 1, he is a menace to society and is a pain right up in the butt hole. Also do not follow his blog it is a fake scam.

Music

My fave song is bootylicious by destiny’s child: Kelly, can you handle this? Michelle, can you handle this? Beyoncé, can you handle this? I don't think they can handle this! Barely move, we've arrived Lookin' sexy, lookin' fly Baddest chick, chick inside DJ, jam tonight Spotted me, a tender thang There you are, come on, baby Don't you wanna dance with me? Can you handle, handle me? You gotta do much better If you're gon' dance with me tonight You gotta work your jelly If you're gon' dance with me tonight Read my lips carefully, if you like what you see Move, groove, prove you can hang with me By the looks I got you shook up and scared of me Buckle your seat belt, it's time for takeoff I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this 'Cause my body too bootylicious for ya, babe I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this 'Cause my body too bootylicious for ya, babe Baby, can you handle this? Baby, can you handle this? Baby, can you handle this? I don't think you can handle this I'm about to break you off H-town goin' hard, read my hips Slap my thighs, swing my hair Squint my eyes Lookin' hot, smellin' good Groovin' like I'm from the hood Over my shoulder I blow you a kiss Can you handle, handle this? I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this 'Cause my body too bootylicious for ya, babe I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this 'Cause my body too bootylicious for ya, babe Move your body up and down Make your booty touch the ground I can't help but wonder why Is my vibe too vibealacious for you, babe? I shake my jelly at every chance When I whip with my hips you slip into a trance I'm hoping you can handle all this jelly that I have Now let's cut a rug while we scat some jazz I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this 'Cause my body too bootylicious for ya, babe I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this 'Cause my body too bootylicious for ya, baby I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this 'Cause my body too bootylicious for ya, babe I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this 'Cause my body too bootylicious for ya, babe I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this 'Cause my body too bootylicious for ya, babe I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this 'Cause my body too bootylicious for ya, baby

Movies

I love scream queens so much. All the Chanel’s are all boss azz biotches but my all time has to be the sexy queen we all know and love : Chanel Oberlin. She’s just so iconic I love whe. The skanks tried to poison her with rat poisioning and she she said it made her skinnier because rats have no gag reflex that’s why they die off poinsioning and humans do so she puked all her food up x I did not expect Hester to be the first Red Devil because she had such a perfect alibi and she just didn’t bait herself out, never would i have thought it was her it was such a good surprise. I honestly thought Chanel number 5 was the Red Devil because she had such a shiz alibi and wears overall just so sus. Oh em gee i love Clueless too. Dionne and Cher are such iconic duos and Murray is just so fit, he is such a doll and i love him. Dionne is such a fashionista and is amazing i love her too. Cher kissed her ex step brother that’s weird. Love her but girl what the absolute fuq. I also enjoy Gilmore girls, although Rory in her Chilton era dominated everyone even if she picked dean over Tristan. Tristan is so beautiful he is perfect i dont care if he’s stuck up he’s got a pretty face that excuses his poo behaviour.

Television

no hablo perdedor xx No miro televisión, soy demasiado bueno para esa mierda, y solo miro televisión cuando quiero ver Netflix o Disney Plus o YouTube, supongo.

Books

I dont read books, books read me. Books are okay depends on what they are. My favourite book is Biff Chip and Kipper

Heroes

Britney