Dimitri

General

Hobbies: Mushroom hunting, D&D, Cryptid tracking, Staring into the eyes of God.

Music

The entirety of Neil Cicierega's discography

Movies

Rango (2011)

Television

Rango (2011)

Books

Let's say, hypothetically, that you wanted to learn what I read. Let's say, for the sake of the argument, that I refused to give such information to you. Now let's say, that you assume that I in fact do not read books, now, assuming you are correct I would be an imbecile. I, as a matter of reality, am the most logical person you will ever meet, as I, unlike fools such as yourself, do not merely ask myself a question like this. What do you want? A book? I do not have any on me, do I look like a librarian? What would you even consider a book? What is a book, but a miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk… Have at you!

Heroes

Rango (2011)