The Bodypainter

"Painting the body beautiful"

41, MA, bodypainter, comedian, ancient alien truther

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The Bodypainter's Interests

General	Body painting and some other stuff.
Music	Red Hot Chili Peppers Evanescence Wardruna Pink Floyd Aurora Nirvana Babymetal Erutan Blackmore's Night Smashing Pumpkins
Movies	Empire Strikes Back Rocky Horror Picture Show A Clockwork Orange Monty Python and the Holy Grail Idiocracy Inglorious Basterds Little Shop of Horros Legend Spaceballs Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Television	Rick and Morty
Books	Books? What are books?
Heroes	Karl Marx

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About me:

My name is Eric and I'm a body painter. That's right, I'm that lucky asshole who paints naked women for Sports Illustrated... Well not SI yet, but I have worked with hundreds of talented models up and down the east coast. It is definitely my number one passion in life and I plan to keep painting people until I die. Aside from body painting, I'm an MTG geek. I primarily play aggro decks, white weenie, affinity, Naya zoo, etc. I also dabbled in storm. Not the current modern version, old school Mind's Desire when extended was a thing. You kids think turn 3 storm is nasty? Try turn 1 wins when Rite of Flame was legal. Stupid good. Final lifetime constructed DCI rating of 1952. Other things.... Love the Red Sox, I love a wide range of music, I'm a crazy conspiracy theorist (Barron Trump is the heir to the Russian Throne), I hunt pedos, I'm all in on crypto, I'm an Ancient Alien truther, merfolk and sasquatch are real, Atlantis is in the West Sahara desert and the Earth is flat but only because light is flat and everything is light. Oh yeah, and #EatTheRich vote progressive.