devin

About me:

💥 HEY YOUTUBE 💥 [Super fast-talking, huge grin, eyes wide open like an anime character]

Uhhh hi YouTube!! HIIIIIIII!! 😄💖 It’s your (puppy)girl, Deviiiin XxShadowSlayerxX here!! Or like, um, just call me Shadow 😜 Because that’s what my friends call me and… you’re my friend now! Yay!!


[Claps hands together in pure chaos energy]

So, um, okay, I don’t really have a reason for making this video except… I felt like it! ✨ Because I’m awesome like that, and you’re awesome like that too, sooooo now we’re just a big ol’ squad of awesome people being awesome together!!! 💥💥💥


🔥 Things I TOTALLY Love 🔥

OKAY OKAY so like, first of all, I LOOOVE music!! 🎶 And if you don’t vibe with My Chemical Romance or Linkin Park then like… what are you doing with your life, even?? Like?? Get on my level 😜


[Aggressive rapid-fire speaking]

OH OH OH, and I LOVE watching Naruto BELIEVE IT! 🍜 Dattebayo! And like, I can’t stop watching The Office over and over again because Dwight is life, okay??? FIGHT ME ⚔️


[Suddenly SUPER serious face]

And like... um, pizza rolls 🍕 At 3 AM Because if you’re NOT eating pizza rolls at 3 AM, like, are you even human?


💔 Stuff That’s TOTAL GARBAGE 💔

OKAY, LISTEN: ❌ Fake friends are THE WORST Like, don’t say ILYSM if you’re just gonna ghost me later, okay? Rude 😡
❌ Algebra homework = NOPE NOPE NOPE 🤮 I don’t need to solve for x, x can solve itself
❌ And buffering YouTube videos… in 144p… HONEY, it’s 2025, GET IT TOGETHER 😤


💭 Random Deep Thoughts 💭
[Sudden whisper for no reason]

Okay but like… sometimes I just sit there and I’m like… what if the Wi-Fi signal is just the universe trying to communicate with us? 👽 Or like, what if we’re Sims… and someone just removed the pool ladder… and that’s why life’s so hard?? 🤯


[Mouths think about it dramatically while zooming in]

📅 Relationship Status? 📅

Single and ready for PRINGLES 😘 or maybe just ready for a Naruto marathon with some pizza rolls, ya know?


💌 TALK TO MEEEEE 💌

Okay so like, if you:
- Can sing Welcome to the Black Parade WITHOUT messing up the words 💀
- Think Sasuke kinda had a point in Naruto 😤
- Or just wanna stay up late and talk about the meaning of life at 2 AM 🌙
SLIDE INTO MY DMs, BESTIE 💖


🎥 THE RANDOMEST VIDEO EVER 🎥

[Extreme close-up]

Okay hi hi hi hiiiiiiii, it’s me again! I’m back because I literally CANNOT stop making videos I mean, HELLO, you’re watching, soooo it’s YOUR fault I’m still here 😜

[Laughs way too hard at own joke]

So like, um, anyway, school? Yeah, school is TRASH 🗑️ Teachers are all like, You’ll need this in life! and I’m like, okay but WHEN will I need to know the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell while I’m EATING CHEETOS, huh?? 🤷‍♀️


[Dramatic hand gestures]

But it’s cool ‘cause I’ve got Mountain Dew Code Red and Linkin Park to save me 🎶 In the end, it doesn’t even matterrrrrrr! 🎤


[Over-exaggerated wink]

Okay okay okay, I’m leaving now But like, comment, subscribe, or don’t… I’m not your MOM 😜 Stay weird, stay awesome, stay… you PEACE OUT!!! ✌️


#ShadowSlayerVibes #StayWeird #RandomAF

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