"Sniffing money."
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Mood: Getting sick of Mark Zuckerberg.
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https://spacehey.com/officialfacebook
Facebook's Interests
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General |
We just want money, what more can we ask for? |
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Music |
We listen to each other all the time at the HQ, it does get tiring. |
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Movies |
We can't watch movies at HQ, we just watch our computers. |
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Television |
We some times watch presentations, that's like television! |
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We have papers that are stack loaded that we read. |
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Heroes |
You, because of all of your support. |
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Whistleblowers accuse Meta of suppressing child safety concerns at Senate hearing. (view more)
Facebook's Blurbs
About me:
Hey there, we're Facebook. We don't pay our staff enough that work countless long hours because we don't care. We decided to have Meta buy our company, boy was that a bad idea! We are a social network that you can share with family, friends, or strangers! But don't worry... Our shite moderation system will help protect you. Mark Zuckerberg just wants money, just like Elon Musk, power hungry! We work a lot and have had people get fired or quit quite often... Pretty sad, huh?
Disclaimer: This is a parody account and is not affiliated with Facebookยฎ in any way.
Who I'd like to meet:
Not Mark Zuckerberg.
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