Majestic Lizard ™

General

Here at MAJESTIC LIZARD ENTERPRISES we can teach your condor to snatch purses and eat the noisy children in your neighborhood. For a small fee we can even train a condor to spy on your cheating spouse. Remember, that for all your Condor training needs our business has the highest success rate.

Music

This list is 15 years old.
Metallica
AC/DC
Beastie Boys
The Beatles
Dokken
Guns'N'Roses
Iron Maiden
Johnny Cash
Nirvana
The Police
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Easy E
Skid Row
Journey
Tom Petty
Van Halen

Movies

This list is 15 years old.
Terminator
Silence of the Lambs
Mary Shelley's Frankenstein
Quest for Fire
Lost Boys
Empire Strikes Back
2005 War of the Worlds
Jurassic Park
Team America
Superbad
Aliens
Predator
Short Circuit
War of the Worlds '05
Fellowship of the Ring
Dark Crystal
Return of the Swamp Thing

Television

Mandalorian
The Boys
The Golden Girls

Books

This list is 15 years old.
Barlowe's Guide to Extraterrestrials
The Silmarillion
Aristotle's Ethics
The Ethics of Spinoza
Beyond Religion
Night Shift
Jurassic Park
Skeleton Crew
The Prince
Discourses on Livy
On Liberty
Discourse on Method

Heroes

This list is 15 years old.
Henry Morgan, King of Pirates
Vlad Tepes III
Charles Darwin
Bruce Lee
Dalai Lama (before he became senile)
Freud
Jung
Lincoln
Asimov
William H. Bonnie
H. R. Giger