Kelly Chaos™️

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"I have to return some video tapes..."

33. Model, artist, cat mom. Cali native living in STL.

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Click "music video" to see the video I did with one of the guys from HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD. This link will take you to vimeo. Enjoy!

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I am a retired dancer who just paints and sells art these days. My life definitely isn't as chaotic (haha) as it used to be but I'm enjoying it.

Occasional Model. If you are a photographer or model in the St. Louis area and would like to collaborate please inquire through my Instagram page (linked)

Sometimes iPaint. Ask about commissions starting at $15 😊

I'd really just like to go back to the myspace days and meet myself 15 years ago when I was really cool.

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Movies

Plan 9 from Outer Space (vampira), The Labyrinth, The Neverending Story, The Elephant Man, The Dark Crystal, Star Trek (almost all the movies minus a couple), The Nun, The Crow, The Craft, The Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink, Night of the Living Dead, Evil Dead (the original, the new one sucks), The Addams Family, Mulholland Drive, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Halloween (not all of them), Friday the 13th, Stay, Perfume... I'll add more and alphabetize when I care more.

Television

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Star Trek, The L Word, The Mighty Boosh, Doctor Who, Peaky Blinders, anything with Josh Gates, the food network (like all of it) and several other cooking shows, 30 Coins, murder mystery shows, Dino Hunters, Broad City, Black Books, Cobra Kai, Kingdom... idk, I'll add more later.

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Books

Too many to list but I am currently reading The Mutany of the Bounty and other Sea Stories, which is basically pirate stories that I THINK might be based on true events but I'm not sure yet. It was written in 1937 and I bought it for a dollar. I think the shop was called "Arrest the cops who killed Breonna Taylor".

Heroes

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This is my cat, Lucy. She thinks I saved her but really, she saved me.

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Also, Katherine Moennig, if you're reading this, I'd very much like to marry you. That is all.

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About me:

Retired "Scene Queen". The original Kelly Chaos. Also known as The Satanic Stripper. A "myspace elder" if you will. Internationally published model. Award winning entertainer. Cat mom. Trekkie. Huge nerd. Here representing for the original myspace crowd. I owe a lot to myspace so I'm excited to see where this site goes and I hope it sticks around. Also, I'm in a relationship so don't get weird. I will block you 😊

Click here to shop apparel line!


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BLACK LIVES STILL MATTER

FUCK TRUMP

MY PAGE IS AN LGBTQ SAFE PLACE 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

The goal isn't to live forever. The goal is to create something that will.

My life isn't glamorous and neither is yours.

Fall in love with beautiful minds, not beautiful faces.

Sierra Miwok🪶 Asperger's🧩 Stay humble✊🏽 Be kind💗

I love hard but I hit even harder.

Who I'd like to meet:

All the vintage cars. My dream car is a 49 mercury coupe and I have it tattooed on my back. A girl can dream right?

My man 🖤

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Separatr

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Thanks for the add! Rock on!

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AmberBright

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Thanks for the add Queen ! So ready for the good ol' myspace version of social media again . anywayz big fan >^..^

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💖LizzKimKim💖

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Yeah I’m pretty sure we were MySpace friends 😊😊

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I don't know but I DO know that we were mutuals on one of my IG pages (I've had three accounts deleted haha) and we were most likely at some of the same events/clubs in LA. I'm almost certain I've seen you around.

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☠️[Ricky]☠️

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Hey, thanks for the add! \m/

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breanne.

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Your new profile pic is badass! 😍

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Thank you! I haven't been feeling very pretty lately and I had to cut a foot of my hair off at the end of December so I'm getting used to that. I needed a new photo so I kicked my own butt to take one haha

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basil monroe

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thanks for the add!! your profile is so cool asdfgfjh

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carolime

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tysm for the add!!!

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You're welcome 😊

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Elf Lady Sam

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hey hi just wanted to let u know I’m comically hyped The Medic Droid is top of the MySpace playlist bless up 😭

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How could I NOT put it st the top haha I'm glad you understand and appreciate it as well 😂

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Only the best of bangers

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I would have put "Knives and Pens" on there but *eye twitch* too cringe for me... and its personal hatred of Andrew as well haha

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Christian GoatCheese

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Thanks for the add

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efilrofener

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Thanx for bringing me in 🤩

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You're absolutely welcome!

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Horrorbaby

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I love your new profile picture!

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Thank you

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Kuhfellfreak

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Danke fürs annehmen / thx 4 add

gruß/greetz Kuhfell

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sarah ♡

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hope ur weekend was good
& the upcoming week is kind to you! ♡

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♥ Zoey Zax ♥

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Hi there~
Thanks for the add

xox, Zoey ♥

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breanne.

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Thanks for the add! 🖤

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Eliott

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WHAT WAS THE PALAHNIUK BOOK YOU WANTED ME TO ADD TO MY BOOK POST I FORGOT ABOUT IT also you literally have an American Psycho quote as your bio you should def def def read Eliza Clarke Boy Parts

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INVISIBLE MONSTERS! And I've read it 😊

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Ardenn

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Thanks for adding me 🖤💜
I love your page.

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SADGURL

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Thanks for accepting! 🍓🍒🥀 You're a legend and I hope your night is going well 🌙👽🛸

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Rissa

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Hi queen! Thanks for adding me back love your aesthetic

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Horrorbaby

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Hi, i already like what’s going on here. You’re a queen a fook everyone else. 🤘🏼

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