Kelly Chaos™️

General

I'M BAAAAAAACCCKKKK! 😉🖤

Click "music video" to see the video I did with one of the guys from HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD. This link will take you to vimeo. Enjoy!

Music Video

I am a retired dancer who just paints and sells art these days. My life definitely isn't as chaotic (haha) as it used to be but I'm enjoying it.

Occasional Model. If you are a photographer or model in the St. Louis area and would like to collaborate please inquire through my Twitter page (linked)

Sometimes iPaint. Ask about commissions starting at $15 😊

I'd really just like to go back to the myspace days and meet myself 15 years ago when I was really cool.

Music

Movies

Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Labyrinth, The Neverending Story, The Elephant Man, The Dark Crystal, Star Trek (almost all the movies minus a couple), The Nun, The Crow, The Craft, The Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink, Night of the Living Dead, Evil Dead (the original, the new one sucks), The Addams Family, Mulholland Drive, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Halloween (not all of them), Friday the 13th, Stay, Perfume... I'll add more and alphabetize when I care more.

Television

Star Trek, The L Word, The Mighty Boosh, Doctor Who, Doom Patrol, Witcher, anything with Josh Gates, the food network (like all of it) and several other cooking shows, 30 Coins, murder mystery shows, Dino Hunters, Broad City, Black Books, Cobra Kai, Kingdom... idk, I'll add more later.

Books

Too many to list but I am currently reading The Mutany of the Bounty and other Sea Stories, which is basically pirate stories that I THINK might be based on true events but I'm not sure yet. It was written in 1937 and I bought it for a dollar. I think the shop was called "Arrest the cops who killed Breonna Taylor".

Heroes

Vampira, Spock, Data, Bettie Page, Dita Von Teese, Selena Quintanilla, Josephine Baker, the man who created this site and arrest the cops who killed Breonna Taylor.

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This is my cat, Lucy. She thinks I saved her but really, she saved me.

Also, Katherine Moennig, if you're reading this, I'd very much like to marry you. That is all.

Twitter

@kellymariechaos

Twitch

@therealkellychaos

TikTok

@realkellychaos