KARKAT VANTAS

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"NOT PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HOOFBEASTSHIT"

HE/HIM 7.38 SWEEPS

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Mood: TIRED.

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KARKAT VANTAS's Interests

General

I LIKE WATCHING MOVIES I GUESS. IM KIND OF TOO LAZY TO GET OFF MY RUMP AND ACTUALLY FUCKING *DO* ANYTHING. BUT UM I ALSO PRACTICE WITH MY SICKLEKIND SOMETIMES. SO MAYBE NOT *THAT* LAZY.

Music

GOOD MUSIC. UNLIKE **SOME** TROLLS I KNOW, I ACTUALLY LISTEN TO STUFF OTHER THAN STUPID FUCKING EARRAPE. BY THAT I MEAN MITSKI. DONT FUCKING SAY ANYTHING.

Movies

HOO BOY. FUCKING STRAP IN. THE NOTEBOOK IN WHICH A YOUNG FEMALE JADEBLOOD MEETS A YOUNG MALE INDIGO AND THEY HAVE A CHEMISTRY FILLED SAUCY TRIP INTO THE FLUSHED QUADRENT. A WARTIME FILM CASABLANCA IN WHICH TWO GOLDBLOODS FALL IN LOVE AND ARE TROUBLED BY A WARTIME FIASCO. OH MY GOD AND MY FUCKING FAVORITE EVER: A MOVIE INWHICH A GREENBLOOD FEMALE AND HER MANY FEMALE BROODMATES ALL HAVE WAY TOOMUCH FUCKING DRAMA FILLED WITH PRIDE AND A BULGECHAFTING AMOUNT OF PREJUDICE.

Television

I DON'T WATCH "TV". OK MAAYBE I WATCH A BIT OF THAT HUMAN MATING RITUAL SHIT CALLED 'THE BACHELOR"

Books

JAYNEE AUSTIN. ALSO A BIT OF TROLL EDGAR ALLAN POE.

Heroes

**JAYNE FUCKING AUSTIN**

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About me:

WHAT THE FUCK DO I PUT HERE. DON'T FUCKING BE WEIRD OR ANYTHING. I'LL CULL YOU. (this is a rp blog btw!! :3)

Who I'd like to meet:

JAYNEE AUSTIN.

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coquetteCharisma

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oh, i do not Believe i ever added a comment here! hello, friend! :)
my name is calamari, i hope we will get along. ^v^

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wealthyCarnivore

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your account is so fucking funny i love you i cant explain the joy you make me experience...!!

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FUCKING THANKS I GUESS?? MY GOAL HERE WASNT TO BE FUNNY IM NOT A FUCKING PURPLE THANK *GOD*.


//thank yeww >w< glad iim intertainin!!

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feferi

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)(III KATKATT ur profile is absolutely crabulous!! 38D

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THANKS FEFERI BUT THIS IS MAYBE THE WORST FUCKING TIME FOR YOU TO COME BACK FROM FUCK KNOWS WHAT. UM. WELCOME TO THE SHITSHOW I GUESS.

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༄ଘ!Kanari_Vantas!ഒ༄

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uh, hi! :]

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WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU. WHERES YOUR LUSUS.

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i'm kanari, and my lusus died like three sweeps ago. :7

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T3R3Z1 PYROP3

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GC: H3Y BL4R-K4T
GC: HOW'S TH3 NUBBY HORN CLUB DO1NG?
GC: NUBBY HORN CLUB M3MB3R COUNT 1!!!
GC: YOU!!!
GC: YOU H4V3 NUBBY HORNS!!!
GC: 4LSO N1C3 PROF1L3, 1 L1K3 TH3 R3D

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GREAT JUST FUCKING GREAT ITS JUST ONE FUCKING BLOW AFTER ANOTHER ISN'T WHY DON'T YOU JUST TURN ME INTO )(IC NOW WON'T YOU.

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GC: N4H
GC: 1TS FUN TO M3SS W1TH YOU
GC: B3C4US3 YOU G1V3 FUNNY R34CT1ONS
GC: >:]

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NO THE FUCK I DONT. I REACT IN THE SAME WAY ANY DECENT TROLL WOULD REACT TO YOUR GRUBFUCKERY!!

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GC: H4H4H4H4H4H
GC: 4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4
GC: GRUBFUCK3RY
GC: H4H4H4

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hex

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do you ever just think of burning down a school for no reason

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SCHOOL??? LIKE SCHOOLFEEDS?? HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BURN THAT??? YOU'D JUST END UP WITH A BURNT DOWN HIVE AND THE SUN ON YOUR TAIL. ARE YOU STUPID OR SOMETHING?

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what the fuck is a school feed

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dave strider

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sup

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OH GOD NOT YOU. WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT STRIDER.

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hahaha i dunno maybe you

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yeah no this shit blows im already dating someone

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WHAT. WHAT WHAT- AND LET ME JUST SAY THIS ONE MORE TIME TO GET IT THROUGH YOUR FREAKISHLY PALE HEAD. *WHAT*....ALSO. NOT THAT I CARE OR ANYTHING. BUT WHAT QUADRANT. ITS PITCH SURELY. RIGHT?

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the fucking matesprite one or whatever it was

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HOW.

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i made a bulletin and it was like "im so bored twinks hmu" so then eridan skittered to my ims and was like "heyyyy" and we went to olive garden together

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IM NOT SURPRISED NOR JEALOUS OF YOUR ACHIEVEMENTS ANYMORE. YOU TWO ARE PERFECT FOR EACHOTHER.

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wow thanks

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