KARKAT VANTAS
"NOT PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HOOFBEASTSHIT"
HE/HIM 7.38 SWEEPS
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KARKAT VANTAS's Interests
General |
I LIKE WATCHING MOVIES I GUESS. IM KIND OF TOO LAZY TO GET OFF MY RUMP AND ACTUALLY FUCKING *DO* ANYTHING. BUT UM I ALSO PRACTICE WITH MY SICKLEKIND SOMETIMES. SO MAYBE NOT *THAT* LAZY. |
Music |
GOOD MUSIC. UNLIKE **SOME** TROLLS I KNOW, I ACTUALLY LISTEN TO STUFF OTHER THAN STUPID FUCKING EARRAPE. BY THAT I MEAN MITSKI. DONT FUCKING SAY ANYTHING. |
Movies |
HOO BOY. FUCKING STRAP IN. THE NOTEBOOK IN WHICH A YOUNG FEMALE JADEBLOOD MEETS A YOUNG MALE INDIGO AND THEY HAVE A CHEMISTRY FILLED SAUCY TRIP INTO THE FLUSHED QUADRENT. A WARTIME FILM CASABLANCA IN WHICH TWO GOLDBLOODS FALL IN LOVE AND ARE TROUBLED BY A WARTIME FIASCO. OH MY GOD AND MY FUCKING FAVORITE EVER: A MOVIE INWHICH A GREENBLOOD FEMALE AND HER MANY FEMALE BROODMATES ALL HAVE WAY TOOMUCH FUCKING DRAMA FILLED WITH PRIDE AND A BULGECHAFTING AMOUNT OF PREJUDICE. |
Television |
I DON'T WATCH "TV". OK MAAYBE I WATCH A BIT OF THAT HUMAN MATING RITUAL SHIT CALLED 'THE BACHELOR" |
Books |
JAYNEE AUSTIN. ALSO A BIT OF TROLL EDGAR ALLAN POE. |
Heroes |
**JAYNE FUCKING AUSTIN** |
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About me:
WHAT THE FUCK DO I PUT HERE. DON'T FUCKING BE WEIRD OR ANYTHING. I'LL CULL YOU. (this is a rp blog btw!! :3)
Who I'd like to meet:
JAYNEE AUSTIN.
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coquetteCharisma |
oh, i do not Believe i ever added a comment here! hello, friend! :) |
wealthyCarnivore |
your account is so fucking funny i love you i cant explain the joy you make me experience...!! |
feferi |
)(III KATKATT ur profile is absolutely crabulous!! 38D THANKS FEFERI BUT THIS IS MAYBE THE WORST FUCKING TIME FOR YOU TO COME BACK FROM FUCK KNOWS WHAT. UM. WELCOME TO THE SHITSHOW I GUESS. by KARKAT VANTAS; ; Report |
༄ଘ!Kanari_Vantas!ഒ༄ |
uh, hi! :] WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU. WHERES YOUR LUSUS. by KARKAT VANTAS; ; Report i'm kanari, and my lusus died like three sweeps ago. :7 by ༄ଘ!Kanari_Vantas!ഒ༄; ; Report |
T3R3Z1 PYROP3 |
GC: H3Y BL4R-K4T GREAT JUST FUCKING GREAT ITS JUST ONE FUCKING BLOW AFTER ANOTHER ISN'T WHY DON'T YOU JUST TURN ME INTO )(IC NOW WON'T YOU. by KARKAT VANTAS; ; Report GC: N4H by T3R3Z1 PYROP3; ; Report NO THE FUCK I DONT. I REACT IN THE SAME WAY ANY DECENT TROLL WOULD REACT TO YOUR GRUBFUCKERY!! by KARKAT VANTAS; ; Report GC: H4H4H4H4H4H by T3R3Z1 PYROP3; ; Report |
hex |
do you ever just think of burning down a school for no reason SCHOOL??? LIKE SCHOOLFEEDS?? HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BURN THAT??? YOU'D JUST END UP WITH A BURNT DOWN HIVE AND THE SUN ON YOUR TAIL. ARE YOU STUPID OR SOMETHING? by KARKAT VANTAS; ; Report |
dave strider |
sup OH GOD NOT YOU. WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT STRIDER. by KARKAT VANTAS; ; Report hahaha i dunno maybe you by dave strider; ; Report yeah no this shit blows im already dating someone by dave strider; ; Report WHAT. WHAT WHAT- AND LET ME JUST SAY THIS ONE MORE TIME TO GET IT THROUGH YOUR FREAKISHLY PALE HEAD. *WHAT*....ALSO. NOT THAT I CARE OR ANYTHING. BUT WHAT QUADRANT. ITS PITCH SURELY. RIGHT? by KARKAT VANTAS; ; Report the fucking matesprite one or whatever it was by dave strider; ; Report HOW. by KARKAT VANTAS; ; Report i made a bulletin and it was like "im so bored twinks hmu" so then eridan skittered to my ims and was like "heyyyy" and we went to olive garden together by dave strider; ; Report IM NOT SURPRISED NOR JEALOUS OF YOUR ACHIEVEMENTS ANYMORE. YOU TWO ARE PERFECT FOR EACHOTHER. by KARKAT VANTAS; ; Report wow thanks by dave strider; ; Report |
FUCKING THANKS I GUESS?? MY GOAL HERE WASNT TO BE FUNNY IM NOT A FUCKING PURPLE THANK *GOD*.
//thank yeww >w< glad iim intertainin!!
by KARKAT VANTAS; ; Report