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22 | he/him | Vermont 🍁 (Temporarily in CT)

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Mood: glad to be the owner of one whole set of intact bones

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Jake's Interests


  • programming
  • music (listening and making)
  • onewheels β€”Oβ€”
  • movies
  • spaceflight
  • internet history
  • old tech
  • collecting CDs
programming facts
favorite languages rust, python
editor neovim
env zsh in kiTTY on macOS


Bands: Gunship, Dream Theater, Paramore, Power Glove, Yours Truly, Conquer Divide

Solo Artists: Carpenter Brut, Grant, Duumu, Meg Myers, ζΎ€ι‡ŽεΌ˜δΉ‹ (Hiroyuki Sawano)

Singers: Laura Brehm, Q'Aila, Jessi Mason (Juneau/Maisyn), Hayley Williams, McCall

Albums: Gunship - GUNSHIP; Carpenter Brut - Trilogy, Paramore - Brand New Eyes; Perturbator - The Uncanny Valley; Dream Theater - Black Clouds & Silver Linings; Tenacious D - Tenacious D;

Here's some songs I like:

check out/follow my Last.fm page for more!


Films: Apollo 13, Drive, Interstellar, Blade Runner (both of them), The Big Lebowski, Baby Driver, The Social Network, Ex Machina, Back to the Future, The Guest, Men in Black (1 & 3), Iron Man, RoboCop, Star Wars (3-6), Knives Out, 10 Cloverfield Lane, Kimi no Na Wa

Directors: John Carpenter, Denis Villeneuve, Edgar Wright


Attack on Titan, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Office, When We Left Earth, Star Trek TOS & TNG, Video Game High School, The Mandalorian, 86 EIGHTY SIX, Kaguya-Sama: Love is War


The Rust Programming Language by Carol Nichols and Steve Klabnik

Practical Vim by Drew Neil

The Disaster Artist by Tom Bissell and Greg Sestero


Heroes are generally a bad idea.

Jake's Latest Blog Entries [View Blog]

remember when youtube was fun? (view more)

Music survey stolen from Eva stolen from Noah (view more)

Jake's Blurbs

About me:

I'm a software engineer, hobbyist musician, and former video-store employee.

~> follow me on last.fm <~

My projects:

  • Crabber (on an indefinite hiatus)

    Crabber is an open source Twitter clone for crabby people. It's super awesome.
    You can find the GitHub repo here.

  • Last.fm Live

    This is a useful page for Last.fm users to see what their friends are listening to in realtime.

  • Max Compulsion

    My current music project/alias. Mostly interesting/experimental twists on the Synthwave genre with metal and dance influences.

  • Terminal Satan

    A podcast hosted by myself and Mezrah Masada where we talk about life, the universe, and everything.

  • Other stuff

    If you dig around you can find other things I've worked on, these are just some of the more popular/active ones.

Me on the web:

I've been trimming out some of the more toxic social networks I've participated in previously. What remains is a collection of mostly atypical sites that serve some sort of practical purpose beyond just the endless post/like cycle. With the exception of twitter... I like twitter.

Last.fm β€’ Anilist β€’ Discogs β€’ RYM β€’ GitHub β€’ Crabber β€’ Twitter β€’ Flickr β€’ Letterboxd

Who I'd like to meet:

people who...

  • rocked out to fall out boy in high school
  • listen to music on an iPod classic
  • know what a scrobble is
  • program in rust
  • remember when rainbow road had railings
  • thought skrillex was the shit in 2011
  • are reading this right now

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Thanks for the add, Check out my Music sometime= https://soundcloud.com/jimmyjofficial

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Yoooo Jake

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Ryan's profile picture

Thanks for the add man 🀝 Vermont is great! ✌️

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ofc dude! VT is pretty rad as long as you don't mind driving to Canada for most stores/concerts haha

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new friends
thank you for accepting my request.
sending positive vibes & good energy to your page πŸ’žπŸ‘β€πŸ—¨

Sha πŸ’•

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Acari's profile picture

Your profile pic is FANTASTIC

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I like the energy of yours too lol

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Vegan Prepper

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I love your Tom-esque profile picture

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C1tyb0y's profile picture

Thanks for the add Jake!

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½InDaClosetPlumber's profile picture

Layout is cool but that music section πŸ‘πŸ½ thanks for the add

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you know I got that t a s t e. cheers, dude.

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coders are the coolest ppl

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Nomad's profile picture

Thanks for the add Jake, it's a pleasure to meet you

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Yknow if you made like, an official Crabber group on here it could push the site to more people on here? Diversify the people lol, i know its nothing but systems rn

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Try my channel. FunHouseRadio.com

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Didrick's profile picture

Hi, thanks for the add! I found your bulletin reply regarding Letterboxd where I followed you and I also saw on your blog that you made a Twitter clone called Crabber and me always having had an interest in alternatives to mainstream websites, where the alternatives actually care about your privacy and let you edit your posts, I made an account and I am loving Crabber so far! I also tested Crabber on Safari on my iPhone and it works like a charm there too! Keep up the great work! :)

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thnx for the add & u must be Tom's cousin :D

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thx 4 the add
i used to be a huge fall out boy stan lol \m/(-.-)\m/

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(β— β€Ώβ— ) Hello, Thanks for the add. Hope you enjoy my music. I am a trilingual artist. English, Spanish and French. (β— β€Ώβ— )
If you like my music Please can you add Me To Your Favorites or my Spotify ? https://open.spotify.com/artist/5vqX2S2n0pWKf4b6ZvTvz5 (β— β€Ώβ— )

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ASTRAL TWINS's profile picture

β™«β™ͺ Thanks Jake! Nice to see you here as well! Hope you enjoy our Music Tracks & Vids on our Duo Page too! 🌷✿(β— β€Ώβ— )✿🌷 If you do, maybe you could also Add Us To Your Favorites! Thank You

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♬ β™« β™ͺ Thanx! And welcome Here Jake! Hope you like some of my Music Tracks & Vids on my Page ⚑(β—•β€Ώβ—•)⚑

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thanks for adding!!
β™‘ hope ur week is off to a good start

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