Hoecakes
"Either sleeping or getting my freak on"
Brazilian / German, Bi and sexual
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Mood: bearably empty, wanna party all night
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Hoecakes 's Interests
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Dude I don’t know? I like video games like Elden ring and Hollow knight and I really really wanna play bloodborne and Rdr2..! I also absolutely adore Sally face, Fran Bow and Class of '09.
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Music |
Literally anything. If I like it, I listen to it! My favorite band is definitely System of a Down, though. I also love HIM, Angra, Pitty, King Crimson, Mitski, Gorillaz and talking heads. Big nu metal enjoyer in general but there’s only a few genres is DONT listen to. Also, I’m going to a Korn concert this year!! Another thing: if you get me in the right mood, I can sing the lyrics to almost every Ayesha erotica song |
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Movies |
Off the top of my head I love 10 things I hate about you (it has my heart, I love heath ledger in this movie) and the matrix, but I don’t watch a lot of movies so idk |
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Television |
JJBA all the way! I can’t wait for the rest of part 7, I’m especially looking forward to Hot pants and more of Diego. I also love Breaking Bad, Dexter, Bones, CSI and ER. Total bangersss! I’m currently watching the mentalist but I also wanna watch the boys |
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Books |
Some Dostoyevsky, but I seriously need to read more. I’m a sucker for anything related to I have no mouth and I must scream. I’m also kinda nerdy about forensic Pathology.
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Heroes |
Some characters from the countless fandoms I’m in and my grandma. Seriously, I love that woman |
Also love going out, I love random sidequests with friends and just being young and wild (this is so corny) I just like to have things going on, being boring is my personal nightmare 
Hoecakes 's Latest Blog Entries [View Blog]
IM A FREE HO (view more)
Abandon all undergarments, ye who enter here (view more)
I’m so miserable (view more)
I’m going crazy (view more)
THE EX SAGA: COMEBACK (view more)
Hoecakes 's Blurbs
About me:
I love writing, be it little „stories” (for example the Celia letters, I don’t know if I’m gonna post all of them but I have a few.) Or just silly blogs about random stuff. I’m a certified yapper, so I might make this my online diary. Either that or I’m forgetting this even exists.. In any case, you’re welcome to DM me, I’m looking to make more friends with similar interests! I’m a pretty social person, so just go ahead!! By the way: my blogs are goated (I hope?? Think?? Idk, I just like talking) so if you read all of them you’re really cool and you get a gold star :P
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Who I'd like to meet:
Jesse Pinkman and the young version of Jonathan Davis. (I will not explain myself.) Also I want Mia Goth to impregnate me.
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Omg wtf you’re so sexy I wanna be like you |
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Nicoso 
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Haiii‼️ I really liked your Celia short poems!! You’re good at writing👍 can’t wait to read more👍 |
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guyoverboard 
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class of 09 and mitski mentiomed!!! |
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Joseph Morgan 
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GOATED music and profile fr fr, love the mini music player |
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cool ass river girl |
Thanks girl I know
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Yapping for the love of yapping i'm crine
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Shut up greenling
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Sure, brownie
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OH THATS RACIST GUYS LETS CANCEL HER GO GO CANCEL HER LETS ALL CANCEL HER SHES RACIST
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YOU'RE RACIST TOWARDS THE GREEN TOO?????
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“THE GREEN” IS NOT A RACE
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YES IT IS
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Name one REAL person (you don’t count, neither does Zanka)
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Nico di angelo (he was described as olive)
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