HelenTheMelon

"accepting being a menace to society"

fat and sassy(TM) furry pleb

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HelenTheMelon's Interests

General	I dunno, stuff.
Music	That band right o'er dere.
Movies	Not Marvel.
Television	You know that one? The one with that guy that does that thing? That one.
Books	Atlas Shrugged. I'm not kidding.
Heroes	The crackhead who roams my neighborhood, howling into the night.

HelenTheMelon's Latest Blog Entries [View Blog]

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HelenTheMelon's Blurbs

About me:

I like cha, and I want cha. Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way. The choice is yawz!
Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?