Max

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"I refuse to whore out my talent for your petty schemes, Sam."

Giving myself a tongue bath! Like cats and flight attendants do!

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Mood: At least pants are optional.

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Max's Interests

General

"GRAB ME BY THE EARS, SAM!" He/It Freelance Police

Music

Not Sam's banjo, thats for sure. Gives me more mood swings than my prescriptions do.

Movies

Any that include Jumper Cables.

Television

Midtown Cowboys, only because it has someone I can ACTUALLY relate to. Sam!

Books

My favorite books to eat are the ones with pictures. The color adds texture and taste.

Heroes

Flint Paper, and what used to be of Hugh Bliss.

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Who I'd like to meet:

Flint Paper. Last I remember seeing him, we were both disgusted seeing Stinky and Sam get together. Grody!

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Wubzilla

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Awesome page!

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Dawn

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Max! I'm glad u and Sam finally got a computer for the office!

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FINALLY. I was waiting for ages! Sam said he didn't want one cause he didn't know how to use one. I'm still teaching him, and biting him whenever he gets something wrong.

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Brian Fallus

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Thx Max! How you‘re doing?

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I'm doing well, just watched Sam shoot a bunch of holes into the cheese I bought last week though.

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Loved you in hit the road :D

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