Stanford Pines
"Struggling to remain conscious."
Aro-ace, he/him. Perhaps they/them if I am feeling fancy.
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Mood: Exhausted.
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Stanford Pines's Interests
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General |
-Proud owner of 16.5 Mabel-made sweaters (one is a work-in-progress). -Unusuologist -Clearly inexperienced in HTML. I suppose I have a new subject to study! |
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Music |
I adore Classical music, particularly the works of Beethoven and Bach, as well as Jazz and Blues. |
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Movies |
I grew up watching horror movies, maybe that's why I am the way I am. |
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Television |
I don't find myself interested in television, but I do enjoy theorizing and musing about the Ducktective series my niece and nephew enjoy.
I am proud to say that I predicted the twin brother plot twist on the second episode. |
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Books |
I really loved The Body Snatchers by Jack Finney as a child, as well as other classics like Frankenstein; or, The Modern Prometheus by nonother than Mary Shelley. Read classic literature! It isn't boring, I promise. |
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Heroes |
A younger version of me would likely say that Nikola Tesla is my hero, but I could only give that title to my twin brother, now. Thank you for existing, Stanley. |
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Stanford Pines's Blurbs
About me:
Greetings! My name is Stanford Pines, I am a scientist (working on my thirteenth PhD) and very proud great uncle! Or, as my darling niece and astute nephew call it, "Grunkle".
I am here on this "social media" to seek human interaction, and as such I'd be thrilled to exchange basic pleasantries and perhaps even have a real conversation with whomever is on the other side of the screen.
Please note that I do not message first! Not usually, anyway. I may if your profile truly piques my interest but if you'd like to interact you'll likely have to speak to me before I speak to you. (Instant messages are, in fact, open to the public! Don't be shy!)
Who I'd like to meet:
Fellow scientists; anomalies; cryptids (excluding gnomes, STAY OUT OF MY TRASH!!); friends of friends. Of which I somehow have very few. Even if you are not one of those, feel free to say hello! I am not picky.
Unless you happen to be triangular, in which case I would love it if you'd use all of that "infinite knowledge" of yours to construct a weapon to dispatch yourself with.
Stanford Pines's Friend Space
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✩°｡🧸𝓕𝓪𝓮𓏲⋆.🧺𖦹 ₊˚ 
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:O I love this |
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✩°｡🧸𝓕𝓪𝓮𓏲⋆.🧺𖦹 ₊˚
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:O I love this |
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ೃ⁀➷ kez ༉‧₊˚. 
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hello! thanks for adding me back, and I just want to say, i have a friend of mine who you might like to meet… don’t tell him i told you this but he may or may not be a cryptid. anyways, have a nice day! Greetings! Who is this friend of yours? I'd be very happy to meet them, cryptid or not! But.. especially cryptid. If of course your friend allows me to study them. by Stanford Pines; ; Report He might! He doesn’t have an account on here just yet, but I’m sure I could tempt him into one. When I do, I’ll send him your way! by ೃ⁀➷ kez ༉‧₊˚.; ; Report Please do, I'd be honored to make his acquaintance! by Stanford Pines; ; Report |
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Connor 
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my son <3333 I am not, in fact, your son. But you did create this account and version of me, so I suppose tangentially you could say that..? Regardless, do not call me that. by Stanford Pines; ; Report You don't have the guts. by Stanford Pines; ; Report |
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gone. (Moved) 
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When I saw you were looking to meet scientists and non-human entities I had to friend you since I am both!!!!!! I'm wondering how a human is capable of so much intelligence... I would love to do a brain study on humans like you!!!!!! <3 Wonderful, I share the sentiment! Unfortunately I happen to be one of a kind, so both of us are out of luck. Perhaps after I die you can study mine and relay your findings via Ouija board or various other rituals. by Stanford Pines; ; Report |
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MABEL PINES 🌈🐷 
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OMMGG HIIII GRUNKLE FORD!!! CAN'T WAIT 2 SEE YOU AND GRUNKLE STANNN!!!! AHHHBH 💕🫂 I'm counting the seconds until our estimated time of arrival! As I write this, 21,347! I take it you're bringing Waddles with you? I've got some grapes in the hull to give him as a treat. If you left him back in Piedmont, er, I suppose you can have the grapes. There's no harm in that. Anyway, it took me 15 seconds to type that, so 21,332! I can hear the excited screams already! by Stanford Pines; ; Report |
I assume you're referring to the layout, I spent hours on it and it was miserable. Thank you very much!
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