elliot

General

General interests include:
skateboarding with the kids in Sainsbury's car park in town center (they absolutely love it when I do a kickflip) |||| signing up for WiFi with fake email addresses |||| judging others |||| berating christmas advertisements and verbally abusing members of parliament ||||

Music

Music is a drug of which I am high on most of the time. But I am partial to some Wendy Winks and the Bab Kickers, Boz Trubbs, The Back Chat Gary Blues Explosion, any of the Scott Chegg boiler room sets, The Ex-Con 5 and a bit of Coffin Fit if I'm feeling metal.

Movies

Only the best movies of all time:

Socially Awkward Roadrunner - 1986
Weekend Immune System - 2010
The Airport Foodcourt - 1991
Bruce Willis Kicks The Crap Out Of A Hundred Men - 1999 Remaster
Stoned Mason - 2012
The Shugga Boys - 2015
Curly's Wife - 2018

Television

Don't watch TV my neighbour tells me they run subliminal messages to get you to buy garbage like corn flakes and Mr Kipling's bakewell tarts.

Books

Rottweiler with Lipstick - Jane JJ. Jane
The Oven Glove Chin - Ben D. Wendy
Straight Hair, Curly Teeth - Hass Cracks
A Dying Man's Handshake - Paul O. Neck
John Wayne's Saddle Bags and other Poetry - Various Authors
Rogered More Times Than a Police Radio - Roger Thatt

Heroes

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Conan the Barbarian, but not actual Conan because the man is a right bag of washing.