john

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"coding."

prospit, heir of breath. also i'm 18.

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john's Interests

General

awesome interests.

general!

i have a lot of stuff i'm interested in, but the general stuff is movies, shitty cartoons, (web)comics, superheroes, games, sitcoms, magic and/or magicians, art (digital and traditional, painting, sewing, sculpting), the paranormal (especially ghost hunting!), conspiracy, science, coding, baking/cooking, pranks/jokes, conspiracy, args, deep web, coding, psychology, theatre, and marine life!

Music

specifics!

i like homestuck, vast error, crossmound, guidestuck, psycholonials, problem sleuth, 8eyes, invader zim, mlp, south park, inside job, bmc, ghost files, bfu, voltron (older one was better though), trigun, stardew valley, terraria, jerma, cod, osu, bandori, dbd, pony town, kgtac, the sims, supermega, oney plays, night court, seinfeld, malcom in the middle, atypical, bunnies, sharks, therm, the mcu, batman, mp100, undertale, deltarune, coral, good omens, scott the woz, and mp100! i also read all of the warriors books so there's that.

Movies

movies!

i like a lot of movies! a few i really enjoyed were failure to launch, a time to kill, con-air, little monsters, tenet, all of the older spiderman movies, 2001: a space odyssey, labyrinth, ghostbusters (all of them!), baseketball, the birdcage, planes trains and automobiles, the last boyscout, hitch, raising arizona, birdy, top gun, and probably more.

Television

music!

tmbg, oingo boingo, neil cic/lemon demon (especially his older stuff!), descendents, hot flash heat wave, tally hall, talking heads, nofx, nin, the frights, supermega, lagwagon, the scary jokes, car seat headrest, bad religion, less than jake, ... etc.

Books

graphics!

quick content warning for fast flashing lights.

Heroes

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john's Blurbs

About me:

who ya gonna call?

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about me!

hey there! my name's john. (he/him) i'm an artist and amateur coder. i'm also super into comedy! i also enjoy photography and psychology. i'm not sure what else to put here other than that, so here's a laundry list of random stuff about me! i'm an aries (4/13), esfp, 7w6, and a true neutral. i'm also east asian (filipino, korean).

who do i want to talk to?

homestucks, vast error fans, and crossmound fans are always fun! especially if i can meet up with the rest of the kids/trolls again. any body with similar interests would be nice to talk to as well! i'm huge into coding and marine animals right now if that helps. you can friend me on discord if you'd like: skaianmagicant. you don't need to ask permission to do so or any thing!

Who I'd like to meet:

disclaimers!

i have pretty bad social anxiety, so i struggle with talking to others. once i get used to it though i get very talkative! you can tell me to shut up if it's annoying. sometimes i take a while to respond! if i do, i probably haven't seen your message. if it's a time sensitive thing or you're impatient feel free to spam me. i'm not a kin/roleplay account. i am john!

please read before you add me!

i'd prefer if pro/comship (including people who support it) or what ever didn't talk to me. that stuff is gross. also, please keep in mind that i'm 18. i'm fine with younger people interacting with me but if you're uncomfortable with that i'd prefer that you didn't.

thank you for reading! check out my interests too.

john's Friends Comments

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MAXWEL

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I HAVE A FEELING YOU MIGHT LIKE GHOSTBUSTERS

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just a hunch.

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Jade Harley

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Hi John!!!

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hey there! :)

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Flashy

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HI EGBERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HI LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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hey nerd! :)

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john's fan

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wonderful profile

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thank you john fan. :)

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turntechGodhead

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this shit is fucking beautiful top notch work john

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haha, thanks so much man! i cannot tell you how long it took me at first.

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perceptibleRealistic

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can we honestly e date? you’re so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person... I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you. I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i’ll always be right there by your side. I love you so much. I don’t think you ever realize how amazing you are sometimes. Life isn’t as fun when you’re not around. You are truly stunning. I want you to be my soulmate. I love the way you smile, your eyes are absolutely gorgeous. If I had a star for everytime you crossed my mind i could make the entire galaxy. Your personality is as pretty as you are and thats saying something. I love you, please date me. I am not even calling it e dating anymore because I know we will meet soon enough heart OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i hecking love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your girlfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it hecking kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i’m begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.

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perceptibleRealistic

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joey.

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nuh uh.

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your profile makes it super hard to reply to comments on mobile

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good.

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im gonna strangle you

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you have a skill issue.

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yeah well youre shorter than me
L + ratio

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NOOOOO.

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Wacky Alex

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Hello again. Hope you're having a great summer!

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homelessButcher / Hal

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aw i love your profile!!

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thank you! :D

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perceptibleRealistic

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ghostbusters theme
im an adult virgin

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LIES.

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TRUTHS

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Jozef K

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your profile is literally so cool i love all of the ghostbusters stuff. thanks 4 accepting my request

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aw man, thank you! and no problem--you seem like a cool dude.

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thank you!!

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sonne

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thx 4 the add !! ur profile is kewl !!

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no problem, and thank you!

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Zendo

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Neat Profile!

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thanks so much! :)

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vic

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jesus youre actually john egbert in the flesh. nice profile!

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haha, did the profile seal the deal for you? i didn't lie when i said i was. thank you so much, man.

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suckz2beuu

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thanks 4 the add!!

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no problem! :D

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perceptibleRealistic

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feet boy

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how dare you bring this to spacehey.

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what thing! this is our first ever conversation ever

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uh huh...

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imgrvngegOth

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WH0 Y0U G0NN4 C4LL¿¿ :)

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GHOST BUSTERS!!! :)

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no more lullabies

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Did you ever watch that new Ghostbusters? I heard a lot of complaints about it but never saw any of it

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i did! i honestly thought it wasn't that bad... i think people just get salty about there being new characters, instead of more adventures with the \old ones!

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I've been watching Angry Video Game Nerds and he's into Ghostbusters and reviews a lot of the games in some episodes. Naturally they're awful games but it's fun and nostalgic to see such old games (that I didn't even grow up with) be played and talked about

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i've never heard of him! maybe i should give him a look, haha. sounds like a lot of fun!

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He was first coming up back when Myspace was still king, I used to see his videos there. Needless to say, his newer stuff isn't nearly as inspired as his earlier work (basically seasons 1-3 are the best), but that's not to say they're all duds, it's just not quite as epic, but he gets some guest stars like Macaulay Culkin, which is crazy, when he's reviewing the Home Alone game LOL It's definitely worth a watch, but you definitely have to be into gaming and retro electronics (generally)

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well, as a fan of both, i totally have to take a look. thanks for telling me about it, man! sounds really interesting, especially the guest appearances! that is nuts.

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feferi

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O)( COD YOUR LAYOUT IS... CERTAINLY SOM-EFIN
(ITS RLY UGLY IN THE B-EST WAS POSIBUBBL-E)

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hahaha, thanks so much fef! i'm glad you think it is at least some thing.

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The Sufferer

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HELLO, EGBERT.

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why hello, the all powerful signless. what brings you here?

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SPREADING THE WORD, AS USUAL.

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good luck, man! :D

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THANK YOU. MAY YOU BE BLESSED.

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why thank you! have a good day, mr. signless!

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