Tatum

About me:

I am Spider-Man. I'm a vampire, I like blood but I can't stand the sight of my own. I like to think I'm hot shit when I'm really a loser and Edward Nashton is my boyfriend. >:3c

EDDIES KIN LIST

Dave Strider! So this one is a pretty important one because he helped me realize I was trans. (Homestuck made me trans.) Even if I don't necisarrily think I am anything like him anymore, he deserves his permanent spot on the list.

Allison Reynolds! Weird kid vibes, I think a lot of it has to do with my autism. I too have no idea how to act in forced social situations. Girl you are not alone. Also they did you dirty with that "Makeover".
Alyssa Foley! My fathers anger issues are shining through right now! I also like to think I am a crazy BEETCH. I'm a psycho! BARK BRABARKBRAKBGJFDHG
Mae Borowski! This one is from being a designated "weird kid" as a child. But in reality it was the ADHD and Autism, which Mae also absolutely has. Not to mention the sarcasm, anger issues, trouble with friendships and yknow. I didn't finish college.

Jinx! AGAIN with the psycho killer stuff. I'm starting to look really fucking cringe rn I apologize to anyone who is actually taking their genuine time to read this bullshit.


Mother. Fuckin. BLACKBEARD. Listen, at this point you can take a guess which catagory this character falls under. But yeah, this happened while in a relationship with someone, he identified as Stede and I as Ed. That relationship ended in them ghosting me, so it was very "I got left at the fucking dock". Like, I was him and he was me in that moment. Also not to mention I got my name from him. NOT from Eddie munson, thank you very much. (I love you Eddie Munson, my beloved.)

EDDIES FAVE SHIPS

STEDDIE. My TOP ship, I fucking love steddie so so so so much I love steddie it's my OTP idc if that term dates me, I am fucking cringe but I am free. Steddie is such a passion of mine, these men are in love your honor look at the way Steve stares at this mans LIPS. HE'S ALWAYS BEEN BI AND I KNOW EDDIE WOULD BE A PERFECT CONTRAST TO HIM. Ooooh my god. Fuck. What the fuck. Like???

LOOK AT THIS???? GUYS? GUYS. Look at it with your eyes. I don't even NEED to bring up the "Dontchya big boy" scene because that was just cake being served to us. Also, currently reading the "Flight of Icarus" book (will update once fully read) and I know for sure that is forced heterosexuality upon the character and if anything upon himself. That man is gay, hankerchief in fucking pocket, dude.

Nepkat! I'm a sucker for grumpy x energetic. I have a soft spot for them and I can't explain why.

EDDIES FAVORITE CHARACTERS

NEPETAAAA! I LOVE YOU NEPETA I LOVE YOU MWAH MWAH MWAH MHWA

Oh my god Steve fucking Harrington. I love him, I want to kiss him. I want to kiss him so bad it makes me look fucking stupid. IDC he loves men and women. He's such a fucking dad and I personally am going to be so upset when he dies next season.

Guierllmo! I will kiss his lips as well, he's so precious to me. I had a dream with him in it once and ever since then he's been one of my blorbs that I am in love with.

EDDIES FAVORITE STAMPS

(THIS IS A TEST!!!)

Who I'd like to meet:

Gerard Way! That's it.