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Javious Jinglebell

Before I came to earth, I lived on Vomia 10. I was employed by the Grain and Fasting Association (GFA), and I worked there for 15 years. Long story short, when I transferred to earth, I struggled to find work because the earthlings didn’t understand what the GFA did, and how it operated, thus making it next to impossible for me to become hired. Fortunately, I was able to contact the GFA and ask for assistance. My ex-boss got me in touch with Borlis Barnet, my now-employer, and I was able to get a remote job working for the Beast-Tamers of Laborion (BTL). My current position is Blunghorn Supervisor, 3rd Degree. I make a comfortable salary, which is always appreciated!

My body lives on earth but my mind lives in a realm that is a virgin to the foot of a humbaba, it blossoms, uncorrupted by evil...It is a place where unicorns prance tenderly through a field of wild flowers of all colors,it's a land full of Gans, Harpies,Sylphs,Pheonixs,alican tos, and neckbraces!!! There are thrift shops everywhere and everyone loves eachother and makes jello molds in the shape of of my head, and no one NO ONE will ever have to see a local commercial!!! Now come with my child! I shall take ye there!!!–nuglah