Piss in milk

General

Call me a virgin one more time. She just got done sucking my dick, you wish you could have this. Just knowing I can fuck on demand...whenever I want. Well what can I say? Just a regular day for me. You must be really jealous right now.

Music

Me listening to 2010s music: arr ... no good. Me listening to 2000s music: arr ... no good. Me listening to 1990s music: arr ... no good. Me listening to 1980s music: arr ... no good. Me listening to 1970s music: arr ... no good. Me listening to 1960s music: arr ... no good. Me listening to 1950s music: arr ... no good. Me listening to 1940s music: arr ... no good. Me listening to 1930s music: arr ... no good. Me listening to 1920s music: arr ... no good. Me listening to 1910s music: arr ... no good. Me listening to 1900s music: arr ... no good. Me listening to 1890s music: arr ... no good. Me listening to 1880s music: arr ... no good. Me listening to 1870s music: arr ... no good. Me listening to 1860s music: arr ... no good. Me listening to 1850s music: arr ... no good. Me listening to 1840s music: arr ... no good. Me listening to 1830s music: arr ... no good. Me listening to 1820s music: arr ... no good. Me listening to 1810s music: arr ... no good. Me listening to 1800s music: arr ... no good. Me listening to 1790s music: arr ... no good. Me listening to 1780s music: arr ... no good. Me listening to 1780s music: arr ... no good. Me listening to 1770s music: arr ... no good. Me listening to 1760s music: arr ... no good. Me listening to 1750s music: arr ... no good. Me listening to 1740s music: arr ... no good. Me listening to 1730s music: arr ... no good. Me listening to 1720s music: arr ... no good. Me listening to 1710s music: arr ... no good. Me listening to 1700s sea shanties: REAL BANGER.

Movies

The Year is 2050. Go to movies, it's the weekly MCU movie. Disney logo on screen. It's phase 12 of the story. Movie starts, Tobey Maguire is in a wheelchair. A burglar comes into his house, steals his Funko Pops. Tobey says "it's peterin time" (this is a reference to the hit 2022 film morbius). Also says "that sounded better in my head." He puts on his mask, the crowd screams until my ears ring. He swings at the man as he's running away. A portal opens and captain Europe steps into the scene. Tobey accidentally swings into him He says "it's all good I have healthcare". Crowd cheers, captain Europe had his own TV show in 2048 and this is a reference to his prostate exam episode in season 6 where he makes the same joke. Tom Holland and Andrew Garfield come through the portal and point at each other, making the funny Spider-Man meme again. They all start jerking each other off as the camera zooms out, revealing the Death Star and the Star Wars theme briefly plays. Crowd cheers again before the screen cuts to black and Darth Vader's laugh plays. Post credit scene shows Thanos reappear, and he says, "I'm coming for you Redditors." Crowd cheers one last time, before news sources are saying this is one of the best movies of all time. Thank you Disney for saving the film industry.

Television

HOW DO I ROTATE JERRY SEINFELD IN MS PAINT. I'M ASKING THIS QUESTION BECAUSE I DONT KNOW HOW I HAVE THIS PROBLEM WHERE I CANT ROTATE JERRY SEINFELD FROM SEINFELD SHOW IN MS PAINT. WHEN I TRY TO ROTATE JERRY SEINFELD FROM SEINFELD SHOW IN MS PAINT NINETY DEGREES CLOCKWISE IT DOESN'T WORK. WHEN I TRY COUNTERCLOCKWISE ANTICLOCKWISE SAME THING. I TRIED ONE HUNDRED EIGHTY DEGREES AND IT WORKED, BUT PAINT RUNS VERY SLOW WHEN I DO THAT AND WHEN I TRIED TO PRINT IT OUT MY PRINTER GOT THE ERROR "CAN'T PRINT ROTATE JERRY SEINFELD IN MS PAINT" AND THEN THE PRINTER BROKE. HOW DO I DO IT HOW DO I ROTATE JERRY SEINFELD FROM SEINFELD SHOW IN MS PAINT CLOCKWISE COUNTERCLOCKWISE ANTICLOCKWISE OR ONE EIGHTY DEGREE. I JUST WENT TO GOOGLE I SEARCHED FOR 6 MINUTES FOR GOOGLE BUT IVE FOUND IT AND TYPED "HOW DO I ROTATE JERRY SEINFELD FROM SEINFELD SHOW IN MS PAINT CLOCKWISE COUNTERCLOCKWISE ANTICLOCKWISE OR ONE EIGHTY DEGREE" AND IT GAVE ME RESULTS. I TRIED THE FIRST ONE AND IT DIDN'T WORK IT GAVE ME AN IMAGE OF GARFIELD. I LIKE GARFIELD BUT I'M NOT A FAN OF THIS THIS IS A SHAM. I TRIED THE 2ND ONE IT'S THE SAME AS THE FIRST ONE. I TRIED THE THIRD ONE AND IT WORKED I NOW HAVE A BUTTON TO ROTATE JERRY SEINFELD FROM SEINFELD SHOW IN MS PAINT CLOCKWISE COUNTERCLOCKWISE ANTICLOCKWISE OR ONE EIGHTY DEGREE BUT I SOMEHOW JUST KNOW THAT MY SOUL IS GONE. I CAN ROTATE JERRY SEINFELD FROM SEINFELD SHOW IN MS PAINT CLOCKWISE COUNTERCLOCKWISE ANTICLOCKWISE OR ONE EIGHTY DEGREE BUT AT WHAT COST?

Books

50 shades of grey #4e5054, #272727, #282828, #292929, #2b2b2b, #2c2c2c, #2e2e2e, #313131, #323232, #343434, #353535, #373737, #393939, #3a3a3a, #3c3c3c, #3f3f3f, #404040, #424242, #444444, #454545, #474747, #484848, #4a4a4a, #4b4b4b, #4d4d4d, #4e4e4e, #505050, #515151, #535353, #565656, #575757, #585858, #595959, #5b5b5b, #5c5c5c, #5e5e5e, #616161, #626262, #646464, #656565, #676767, #6a6a6a, #6b6b6b, #6c6c6c, #6d6d6d, #6f6f6f, #727272, #737373, #757575, #767676.

Heroes

Juggernaut