the wizard

the wizard's profile picture

"I do wizard shit"

Xenia Ohio

Last active:

Mood: obese

View my: Blog | Forum Topics

SpaceHey URL:

https://spacehey.com/cheapvodka95

the wizard's Interests

General

Huffing glue and shooting guns

Music

Mississippi Delta blues mainly

Movies

I SIT DOWN TO EAT, I GET SEXY! WHEN I GO TO BED, I GET HUNGRY! I SAW A MAN LYING IN THE STREET. I SAID, "CAN I HELP YOU?" HE SAID, "NO. I JUST FOUND A PARKING SPACE NOW I SENT MY WIFE TO GO BUY A CAR!" IT'S JUST MURDEROUS WHAT'S GOING ON WITH PEOPLE THESE DAYS! JUST RIGHT HERE IN XENIA, OHIO. A MAN WALKED UP TO ME AND SAID, "I HAVEN'T EATEN IN THREE DAYS!" AND I SAID, "FORCE YOURSELF!" ANOTHER MAN WALKED UP TO ME, AND SAID "I HAVEN'T EATEN IN A WEEK!" I SAID, "DON'T WORRY, IT TASTES THE SAME!" ALRIGHT WE'RE ROLLIN'! I LOVE THIS CROWD! ACHACHACHACHA! ACHACHACHACHA! AH ACHACHACHAHCA!

Television

Saddam Hussein's beheading

Books

I don't know how to read

Heroes

Kurt Cobain and the Zodiac Killer

the wizard's Latest Blog Entries [View Blog]

I HATE [___]!!!!!!!!!!!!! (view more)

the wizard's Blurbs

About me:

I'm mentally challenged Pennsylvanian white trash

Who I'd like to meet:

You

the wizard's Friends Comments

Displaying 2 of 2 comments ( View all | Add Comment )

jezebelian ☆

jezebelian ☆ 's profile picture

muahahah vlad haunt the gay boy muaaahahaha

Report Comment



ASBHDBHASDHBASH

by the wizard; ; Report

LMAAAOOOOO

by jezebelian ☆; ; Report

Wacky Alex

Wacky Alex's profile picture

THANKS FOR THE ADD!

I am always playing wacky music.
Take a listen? Have a suggestion?

FunHouseRadio.com

HahHHahhHHahha!

Report Comment



No problem my man B)

by the wizard; ; Report