Buster Biggins

About me:

First in my class here at M.I.T. Got skills, I'm a champion at DND. MC Escher, that's my favorite MC. Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea. My rims never spin to the contrary. You'll find that they're quite stationary. All of my action figures are cherry. Stephen Hawking's in my library. My Myspace page is all totally pimped out. I got people begging for my top 8 spaces. Yo, I know Pi out to a thousand places. Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces. I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise. I'm a whiz at Minesweeper, I can play for days. Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed. My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze. There's no killer rap I haven't run. At Pascal well I'm number 1. Do Vector calculus just for fun. I ain't got a gat but I got a soldering gun (what?) Happy Days is my favorite theme song. I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong. I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on. I'm fluent in Jave Script as well as Klingon. I've been browsing, inspectin'. X-Men comics you know I collect 'em. The pens in my pocket, I must protect 'em. My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me board. Shopping online for deals on some writable media. I edit Wikipedia. I memorized the Holy Grail really well. I can recite it right now have you ROTFLOL. I got a business doing websites. When my friends need some code who do they call? I do HTML for them all. Even make a homepage for my dog. Yo, I got myself a fanny pack. They were having a sale down at the GAP. Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap. Pop pop. Hope no one sees me get freaky. I'm nerdy in the extreme. And whiter than sour cream. I was in AV club and Glee club. And even the chess team. Only question I ever thought was hard Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard? I spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire. I got my name on my underwear.

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