Bro

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"Don't worry, Homestuck drops April 13. Listen."

Dubstep, weed, and jacking off.

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Mood: Unethical behavior with felt objects.

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https://spacehey.com/brostrider

Bro's Interests

General

Bro, origin: Texas. I draw. I also read visual novels, handheld books and 4chan forums. My Little Pony Gen5 is ass, and I don't want to hear your input unless you've actually gotten past season 2. Thanks.
Games that I dabble in: Doom, Half Life, Tony Hawk Underground (2, or just Pro skater), Roblox (lma) I'm also a fan of Ryukishi07's works.
Girl in a jacket

Music

Goreshit, Korn, KMFDM, Tyler the creator, MF DOOM, NOFX, Big Reel Fish, Rammstein.

Movies

All Quiet On The Western Front, Munich: The Edge Of War, Zero day, Falling down, Clockwork Orange, American Psycho, Saving Private Ryan, Inglorious Basterds, The Pianist, probably some more I'll add later.

Television

Now who the hell uses cable anymore.

Books

Heroes

Bro's Latest Blog Entries [View Blog]

Harry Hole; The Bat - Page 253 (view more)

Secret message box. (view more)

Bro's Blurbs

About me:

silly silly

Dirk Strider is Dave Strider's ectobiological father and adoptive older brother. He shared a fierce sibling rivalry with his younger brother and raised him harshly, to the point of his behavior being considered abuse by Andrew Hussie. Though Dave imitated him and never questioned his methods, this idolship is broken as Dave matures and realizes Dirk's faults, especially in raising him. In this respect his relationship with Dave is inversion of those of John, Rose, and to an extent Jade Harley with their respective guardians.

Who I'd like to meet:

i ❤️ HENTAI
HEE HEE HOO HOO

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TGnostic

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ah yes my occasoinal check up of the bro account,good as ever i see

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nikita

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wow, nice profile

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MO:

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so much fucking ass on my screen i hate you so much

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RAWRKORE

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::00 >> OMG U UPDATED UR PURRFILE!!! I LUV IT!! I ALWAYS GET HAPPY WHEN I LOOK BACK AND YOU CHANGED IT SOME!! ★!!

>::33 >> ALSO WE SHOULD TOTZ TALK ABT PUPPETS 2GETHER (PUPPETS ARE A SPECIAL INTREST OF MINE CURRENTLY AND ROBOTS) ★!!

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That guy💊 COLOR WARNING!

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DOOR STUCK

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PLEASE! I BEG YOU! WE’RE DEAD! You’re a g-g-g-GENUINE DICK SUCKER!

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Jennifer.Poison

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i love the way ur profile looks sm when i first saw it i couldnt stop looking at it X333

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Thank you Jennifer.

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uhhuh!!!!

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TGnostic

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love popping in every once in a while to see the little changes on the layout it is so pleasing

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Yo, big thanks man.

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Caresses your account like the picture of a dead relative (bro strider account,,, my favourite)

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why did i say that

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Shy Shy

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ok bro its me dave on shyrahs account but WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT PHOTO OF BACK TO THE FUTURE THINGY EDITED TO BE US duuude is it cuz you loaf meh ;-; ok i need to stop doin that joke its so dumb at this point i only use it so much cuz you used it and its cool . . . and also cuz uhhh like
uh
i am thinkin hold on dude.
also because im good at that impression yesss

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I’m getting rid of it now that you mentioned it.

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dave

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jesus fuck thats a lot of ass on my screen

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Hee. Hee. Hoo. Hoo.

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dont hee hee at me puppet boy

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I’ll add more asses outta nothing but god damn spite bro. Don’t test me.

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of course youd add more youre obsessed with plush ass i wouldnt even be surprised if you sleep with those smuppets and suck on their gross felt noses in your sleep

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You reap what you sow. Watch your tone boy.

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god damn you really did add another ass to your profile
also what tone im just stating the facts and the facts are that you probably do all of that and then some

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What's it to you anyway? What I do in my private time. You mind your own damn biz'.

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Dirk.

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this man needs to kill thy sins right now he keeps making me stay up way past my bedtime and then i wake up insanely tired whats his deal ? whats his deal ? whats his deal ? im his deal now . get ready bro

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Quit seething and make your anger more apparent. Cry a little more

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ok ? give me a hug . brooo i need looove pleeeaaase gimme a kisseh kisseh ;-;

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RAWRKORE

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XDD >> II KEEP COMIIN BACK 2 UR PAGE AND FUCKIIN JUZT ZTARIIN HELP :SOS: ✩!!

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Hope they’ll find the cure to your kind.

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XDD >> ME 2 33 VVRY HEARTBREAKIIN ✩!!

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john

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absolutely terrified of all the ass on screen. wonderful lay out. 10/10.

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Why thank you. Almost thought I’d overdone it, but you can’t really overdo plush ass.

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TGnostic

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viewd this on pc the first time and pissed myself with the music

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Aww, thank you.

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TGnostic

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Love the lay out sm, Might wanna make some png smaller so people can read all the effort you put in :3

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Actually its just the smuppetbutt in the way and honestly thats just canon

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Just get on a PC. Don’t have one? Get one. Think of my page as a bitter reminder to.

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real ( i didnt realize it was a mobile issue till today f)

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ANDREW☆

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ur profile is so awesome!!

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Dirk.

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why are there so many daves on your account dude and why are they all friending you

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like sobbing dave emoji three times dont they know youre going to skin them alive

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Someone’s jealous.

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But, yeah. Jealous or not, he’s right.

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im so jealous. you skinned me already and now im useless cuz you already skinned me

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You don’t even make a decent strifing oppnonent.

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im a fight dummy you just hit me with your katana and i go yeouch that was a good hit there bro and then you grab me by the neck and rip my hair out and shove your hand down my throat and grip my insides and rip them out of my mouth and jump on my suffering body and say No it wasn't, I missed by 0.000000133 millimeters.

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It's called discipline.

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i made a doodle of the scene i described ill show you it after school

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owen

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june 29th, 2023, 18:09

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No.

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dave

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i love your profile bro

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I know how many breaths you take in your sleep.

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based as fuck

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david

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im actually so horrified rn

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Let it out, Rome. Let your screams be heard.

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dirk

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oh my god

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You scared? Boo.

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‘scared’ is an understatement. i’m horrified

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Good.

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