bonkmaykr

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"I am literally bending paper with my mind waves"

19, United States. Possibly insane.

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https://spacehey.com/bonkmaykr

bonkmaykr's Interests

General

fps fan (quake, tf2, titanfall). I like AG racers like wipE'out" and BallisticNG. I love 90s era retro computing stuff. WorldsPlayer is cool. probably a bit of a metalhead too.

Music

Rock, Metal, Breakbeat, Trance, Jungle, New Wave, Industrial, Chiptune/Tracker, rarely *some* pop and rap (none of that mumble bullshit)

Movies

yeah yeah i'm part of the secret movie cult 8)

Television

Kekkaishi

Books

Heroes

Shirou Ogami, Rocket Raccoon

bonkmaykr's Latest Blog Entries [View Blog]

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I was hired by Puroto (view more)

The aftermath of MySpace93, Janken's apology, and my final thoughts. (view more)

bonkmaykr's Blurbs

About me:

Former member of MySpace93 prior to it shutting down.
avid WipEout and THE FINALS player.

I made the Firestar Mod Manager for Playstation Vita.
I am working on a bullethell shooter game next.

Please add my XMPP: bonkmaykr@worlio.com
or Discord: bonkmaykr

I only log in here every once in a while.

Find me on Worlds.com! (kangang4014 or yamperfan95).
Want to explore? Ask me for my Worldsmarks file.

Other Pages:
- Personal Site
- Youtube
- Git Repos
- Gamebanana




Who I'd like to meet:

Folks of all kinds welcome - no matter your place on the political spectrum, your language or your experience - just be respectful.

I'm usually not the first one to initiate conversation, if I don't say anything then please feel free to shoot me a comment or DM. I don't typically purge my lists of inactives either, but I might at any time without warning.




some cool quake live gameplay:

some titanfall 2 clips

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Fawkes

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Help!

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Emergency services got snowed in, oops

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thonkmayker

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plonkmaykr

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Fawkes

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You remember when it was a brief sensation to just make real looking replicas of stuff out of cake? If you were made of a food object in a similar manner, what food would it be?

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That was a sensation?

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Popular in media, not that people were learning to bake for themselves.

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Regardless, what food would be made out of if you were secretly food?

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iason

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how was wipeout? mario movie was pretty alright. the gorillas are pretty based

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wdym how was, you been watching my psn status? lol

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OHHHHHHHHHHH i remember during movie night. yeah it was alright i got my butt kicked against a bunch of french players over RPCSN and the netcode kept breaking but it was a good time

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ah oui, les jouers francais. j'esper que vous avez gagne

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I don't think the hope you've expressed there is quite consistent with the notion that bonk got their ass kicked, but I still appreciate the enthusiasm.

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lol thank you for the encouragement

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iason

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hello i need help


i have completed at long last all the achievements and collectibles for singleplayer burnout paradise...


however now i must complete all the online challenges.


i am trying to assemble people to help me achieve this lifelong goal.


would you, as a burnout paradise owner, like to help me in my quest?

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quest

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I can't even get the game to work. In typical EA fashion, it doesn't even launch. I don't even see a window open. I've already tried everything.

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are you on not-windows?

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i tested it on windows

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strange....

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iason

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ballistic.ng on ultra wide goes hard as hell, especially in cockpit view.

any thoughts on super woden gp2? thinking of doing a playthrough of it with fawkes....

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havent heard of woden gp 2, worth a try for sure

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Fawkes

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What's your tf2 main?

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Scout usually

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Hmm. I used to play a decent amount of scout, but due to having a weird spacebar issue, I have conditioned myself to be used to jumping with scroll wheel, which doesn't work well with scouts double jump, so I don't play scout all that often anymore.

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I taught myself gyro aiming such that I could play tf2 at my parents house over thanksgiving. Playing on there might be the thing that gets me to play scout again.

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have you since started playing scout?

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Fawkes

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Would you be interested in joining a spacehey movie club?

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Sure! i need something to do on here.

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I will send an invite.

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iason

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yooooo new bonkmaykr pfp

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iason

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your status page reminds me of one of the laments in nietzsche's beyond good and evil, in which he basically points to everyone else and basically says "everyone else only learns about the what, they only care about the what, but nobody tries to find out why! we must focus on the whys as well as the whats!"

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should i watch that

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Book

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Fuck oops i should have known

I haven't read a good long book in years, been trying to from time to time but my ADHD gets the better of me and i end up just re-reading a single sentence over and over for minutes, or I gaze off at the wall and then get up and do something else. Still haven't finished White Fang after like 10 years

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i mean, with a book like this you kinda need to read stuff over a couple times to fully grasp his meaning anyway, so perhaps that works haha

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also, beyond good and evil is also a pretty cool videogame (completely unrelated to the book)

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Bwuh

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bwahahahahah

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grubnugh

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arggghrahrhrahah

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honk honk

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AH

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Grubnuh

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wololo

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AGK AGHK

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Hello again. Hope you're having a great summer!

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hey, thanks! i am

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who are you

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steve jobs

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That's not true. Steve Jobs died of ligma.

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yeah someone told me to ligma balls so i did it

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You would be dead

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i regenerated

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Even if all your tissue regenerated, I'm not sure I'd buy that you are living steve jobs

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no i've evolved into frankenjobs

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iason

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what is worlds.com? typed that in and then the page just wouldn't load.

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don't bother with their website, it's a train wreck and their IT/sysadmin team is basically nonexistent.

https://worlio.com/library/WorldsPlayer/#info
https://kangworlds.neocities.org/

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shall check

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Fawkes

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If you had to design a bakugan named frank, what would it do. The only criteria here is that you make some sort of being that can fold into a ball.

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He rolls around on the ground slowly like that one raccoon GIF (https://tenor.com/view/raccoon-roll-rolling-gif-9052103), then stands up awkwardly and asks you to sign his petition to unban the D&D club from the local school.

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YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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OHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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https://youtu.be/_fjEViOF4JE

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB8BLMMVFLg

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iason

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i used the word bonk today... or, well, bonkers.


i have made a bonk or two today.


call me bonkmaykr 2.

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bonkconfirmyr

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for a bonkconfirmr to exist, one must assume a bonkdenir ought to exist.

who would do such a thing?

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me.

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the four horsemen of the apocalypse: bonkmaykr, bonkdrinkyr, bonkconfirmyr, bonkdeniyr

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iason

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zero books?

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huh

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the books area is blank.

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yea i forgot all the books i really liked

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it happens to the best of us... i hope you remember eventually

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what's eventually never heard of that one

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iason

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how does one make a bonk?

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that is a secret i mustn't share

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understandable. follow-up, what is a bonk?

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*bonks*

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oy vey

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iason

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what is your favourite website in the whole wide world wide web?

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not sure

i wanna say "the wipEout 3 website" https://omamoka.com/wipeout3/ simply because of aesthetics, but there's more interesting stuff

cyberwolfman's web asylum http://cyberwolfman.com/ is like a maze.

also there's this geocities page in /Rainforest/Andes that has an actual murder case behind it that i stumbled across on accident: https://web.archive.org/web/20090830063007/http://geocities.com/RainForest/Andes/2682/ Honestly if i had a nickel for every "save the wolves" website on the internet back in the day i'd be rich

I think the nice thing about looking through random websites is that you never truly know what your favorite is, there's always something you find that's equally as unique or unexpected as the last one

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oh yeah, there's also this Kirby fansite i used to browse a lot as a teenager called Kirby's Rainbow Resort. by the time i found it it was basically dead of course but it's nice to go back to now and then. tons of Kirby goodies on there.

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truly powerful sites. +7

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