bonkmaykr

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"The only thing greater than knowing is understanding why."

18, United States. Possibly insane.

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https://spacehey.com/bonkmaykr

bonkmaykr's Interests

General

fps fan (quake, tf2, titanfall). I like AG racers like wipE'out" and BallisticNG. I love 90s era retro computing stuff. WorldsPlayer is cool. probably a bit of a metalhead too.

Music

Rock, Metal, Breakbeat, Trance, Jungle, New Wave, Industrial, Chiptune/Tracker, rarely *some* pop and rap (none of that mumble bullshit)

Movies

yeah yeah i'm part of the secret movie cult 8)

Television

Kekkaishi

Books

Heroes

Shirou Ogami, Rocket Raccoon

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bonkmaykr's Blurbs

About me:

Former member of MySpace93 prior to it shutting down. I'm a Quake and wipEout nerd, game modder, and a (really bad) computer programmer. I visit Worlds.com very often, and I'm a huge retro web enthusiast and a moderator of Worlio.com. btw i use arch
I'm working on a mod manager for Quake Live, and a browser plugin to tweak the UI of Gamebanana. (postponed for now)

Please add my Discord: bonkmaykr#0001
or XMPP: bonkmaykr@worlio.com

I only log in here every once in a while.

Find me on Worlds.com! (kangang4014 or yamperfan95).
Want to explore? Ask me for my Worldsmarks file.

Other Pages:
- Personal Site
- Youtube
- Github
- Gamebanana
- Wikipedia (inactive)




Who I'd like to meet:

Really anybody as long as you're not a total nutcase. I try to connect with everybody, but there are a few kinds of people in particular I frequently have trouble with. If you're any of the following:

- Anyone who is way too into a political side, or discriminates blindly based on other's perceived opinions.
- Anyone who does not act their age. I'm very blunt, and I will tell you things you do not like to hear. Handle it with reason.
- Anyone with a drama/attention-whoring addiction.
- People with horrible conversational skills (strawman arguments, inability to sympathize)
- A dozen other obvious things I shouldn't have to mention.

...then we probably won't get along. Remember that respect is a two way lane.

I'm usually not the first one to initiate conversation, if I don't say anything then please feel free to shoot me a comment or DM. I don't typically purge my lists of inactives either, but I might at any time without warning.




some cool quake live gameplay:

some titanfall 2 clips

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iason

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hello i need help


i have completed at long last all the achievements and collectibles for singleplayer burnout paradise...


however now i must complete all the online challenges.


i am trying to assemble people to help me achieve this lifelong goal.


would you, as a burnout paradise owner, like to help me in my quest?

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quest

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I can't even get the game to work. In typical EA fashion, it doesn't even launch. I don't even see a window open. I've already tried everything.

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are you on not-windows?

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i tested it on windows

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strange....

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iason

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ballistic.ng on ultra wide goes hard as hell, especially in cockpit view.

any thoughts on super woden gp2? thinking of doing a playthrough of it with fawkes....

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havent heard of woden gp 2, worth a try for sure

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Fawkes

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What's your tf2 main?

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Scout usually

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Hmm. I used to play a decent amount of scout, but due to having a weird spacebar issue, I have conditioned myself to be used to jumping with scroll wheel, which doesn't work well with scouts double jump, so I don't play scout all that often anymore.

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I taught myself gyro aiming such that I could play tf2 at my parents house over thanksgiving. Playing on there might be the thing that gets me to play scout again.

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have you since started playing scout?

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Fawkes

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Would you be interested in joining a spacehey movie club?

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Sure! i need something to do on here.

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I will send an invite.

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iason

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yooooo new bonkmaykr pfp

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iason

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your status page reminds me of one of the laments in nietzsche's beyond good and evil, in which he basically points to everyone else and basically says "everyone else only learns about the what, they only care about the what, but nobody tries to find out why! we must focus on the whys as well as the whats!"

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should i watch that

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Book

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Fuck oops i should have known

I haven't read a good long book in years, been trying to from time to time but my ADHD gets the better of me and i end up just re-reading a single sentence over and over for minutes, or I gaze off at the wall and then get up and do something else. Still haven't finished White Fang after like 10 years

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i mean, with a book like this you kinda need to read stuff over a couple times to fully grasp his meaning anyway, so perhaps that works haha

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also, beyond good and evil is also a pretty cool videogame (completely unrelated to the book)

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Wubzilla

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Neat page!

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thanks!

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Fawkes

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Bwuh

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bwahahahahah

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grubnugh

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arggghrahrhrahah

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honk honk

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AH

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Grubnuh

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wololo

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AGK AGHK

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Wacky Alex

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Hello again. Hope you're having a great summer!

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hey, thanks! i am

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Isa

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who are you

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steve jobs

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That's not true. Steve Jobs died of ligma.

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yeah someone told me to ligma balls so i did it

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You would be dead

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i regenerated

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Even if all your tissue regenerated, I'm not sure I'd buy that you are living steve jobs

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no i've evolved into frankenjobs

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iason

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what is worlds.com? typed that in and then the page just wouldn't load.

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don't bother with their website, it's a train wreck and their IT/sysadmin team is basically nonexistent.

https://worlio.com/library/WorldsPlayer/#info
https://kangworlds.neocities.org/

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shall check

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Fawkes

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If you had to design a bakugan named frank, what would it do. The only criteria here is that you make some sort of being that can fold into a ball.

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He rolls around on the ground slowly like that one raccoon GIF (https://tenor.com/view/raccoon-roll-rolling-gif-9052103), then stands up awkwardly and asks you to sign his petition to unban the D&D club from the local school.

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YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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OHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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https://youtu.be/_fjEViOF4JE

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB8BLMMVFLg

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iason

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i used the word bonk today... or, well, bonkers.


i have made a bonk or two today.


call me bonkmaykr 2.

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bonkconfirmyr

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for a bonkconfirmr to exist, one must assume a bonkdenir ought to exist.

who would do such a thing?

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me.

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the four horsemen of the apocalypse: bonkmaykr, bonkdrinkyr, bonkconfirmyr, bonkdeniyr

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iason

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zero books?

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huh

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the books area is blank.

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yea i forgot all the books i really liked

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it happens to the best of us... i hope you remember eventually

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what's eventually never heard of that one

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iason

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how does one make a bonk?

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that is a secret i mustn't share

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understandable. follow-up, what is a bonk?

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*bonks*

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oy vey

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iason

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what is your favourite website in the whole wide world wide web?

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not sure

i wanna say "the wipEout 3 website" https://omamoka.com/wipeout3/ simply because of aesthetics, but there's more interesting stuff

cyberwolfman's web asylum http://cyberwolfman.com/ is like a maze.

also there's this geocities page in /Rainforest/Andes that has an actual murder case behind it that i stumbled across on accident: https://web.archive.org/web/20090830063007/http://geocities.com/RainForest/Andes/2682/ Honestly if i had a nickel for every "save the wolves" website on the internet back in the day i'd be rich

I think the nice thing about looking through random websites is that you never truly know what your favorite is, there's always something you find that's equally as unique or unexpected as the last one

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oh yeah, there's also this Kirby fansite i used to browse a lot as a teenager called Kirby's Rainbow Resort. by the time i found it it was basically dead of course but it's nice to go back to now and then. tons of Kirby goodies on there.

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truly powerful sites. +7

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iason

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which is your favourite ag racer of all? and for any reason, so i don't mean best- just your favourite.

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wipEout 3 special edition. very pretty game. handles nice. a little janky but probably one of the top 3 best in the series. number one racing game in general.

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pretty cool choice. my personal fabourite is wipeout pure for the psp or hd for the ps3. 3 is indeed a bit janky and the lack of... how fluid(?) it feels (with me as the pilot, anyway) prevents me from getting into it, but the aesthetics are primo.

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O Alentejano

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so happy to meet someone actively devving for both gamebanana and ql
it's huge honor, glad to meet you

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tysm! <3

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iason

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wipEout my beloved.

would you perchance know anything about the ps vita, and specifically about quake ports for it?

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I haven't really messed with quake ports on vita, the sticks are really small and playing quake with them sounds like a nightmare, sadly

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ah fair fair. i managed to get a quake for the n64 to work, but some guy made a more direct port however i am missing some component and i am unable to figure it out sadly.

regardless, have you tried wipEout on the vita?

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Yeah, it was the first game I got. Pretty fun though definitely more challenging, I'm used to having a larger stick and analog triggers, but it's on a portable system so it is what it is. I've been practicing my racing line on Downtown and I've gotten pretty good at it.

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ah trés cool. i personally quite like the feel on the vita and the short travel is in many aspects welcome for myself. wipEout pure is also, i would say, better on the vita than on the original psp purely because of the stick feel.

i will say i hate that one track in the sky with the massive breaks in the track on the higher speeds exactly because there isn't enough precision haha. downtown is indeed massive fun though.

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