awkwardmuffin985

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"sleeping prolly"

17, he/him

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Mood: lazy

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SpaceHey URL:

https://spacehey.com/awkwardmuffin985

awkwardmuffin985's Interests

General

general ✧

awkward in real life, allergic to small talk & total introvert at heart.

into retro & vintage tech, and i run linux (it's quieter than people).

i like computers. i love my friends more than literally anything else, no contest.

running: linux

Music

music ✧

  • Marino
  • "Mockingbird" - Eminem

short list, long replays.

Movies

movies ✧

  • The Truman Show
  • Edge of Tomorrow
  • Despicable Me

& a handful more, ask me sometime.


shows ✧

  • The Office
  • Squid Game

& whatever else i get talked into binging.

Television

Books

Heroes

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About me:

awkwardmuffin985 // spacehey profile

✦ welcome to awkwardmuffin985's space ✦ status: low battery, high vibes ✦ cat is currently judging your scroll speed ✦ est. 2:14 AM, never finished ✦ welcome to awkwardmuffin985's space ✦ status: low battery, high vibes ✦ cat is currently judging your scroll speed ✦ est. 2:14 AM, never finished ✦
permanently a WIP
crooked
(on purpose)
Screenshot From 2026 06 25 02 54 44

awkwardmuffin985sleep deprived royalty · est. unknown

SYSTEM STATUS


BATTERY
17%
BRAINOFFLINE
MOODquietly chaotic
CAT.exerunning (purring)
CROWNcrooked, stable
LAST SEEN2:14 AM
TASK: locating motivation.exe ... not found
Screenshot From 2026 06 25 02 54 44 cat companion
(unpaid intern)
ok.

about me ✧

hi, i'm awkwardmuffin985 — a mildly weird internet creature, currently powered by Dr. Pepper

my cat contributes nothing financially and yet holds a suspicious amount of authority around here. every major decision gets silently reviewed. the crown is crooked. i noticed. i left it. it has been like that long enough that changing it would feel incorrect.

if my brain status reads OFFLINE, please leave a message after the static — i'll get back to you sometime between "eventually" and "never, but with love."

likes: soft blue things, sketchbooks, naps ;p , finding quiet old corners of the internet like this one.

dislikes: bright lights, group projects, my own sleep schedule.

send a comment. the cat reads those too — she just won't reply.

currently:

[ static. just static. ]

★ running on 4 hrs sleep
cat-approved
♛ crooked crown club
est. 3:14 AM
certified internet weirdo

Who I'd like to meet:

awkwardmuffin985 // who i'd like to meet

who i'd like to meet ✧

i would love to meet anyone who's interested and passionate about what they love — i honestly just wanna listen to 'em.

cuz I AM AN INTROVERT WHO will listen to whatever you say :P

listening mode: ON

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