ANGRY ROBOT
"BARELY HOLDING BACK THE DESIRE TO DELETE THIS ENTIRE ACCOUNT."
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ANGRY ROBOT's Interests
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WHAT IS “GENERAL” EVEN SUPPOSED TO MEAN?? GENERAL RAGE? GENERAL CONTEMPT FOR EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS?! YEAH. THAT. THAT IS WHAT I HAVE TO SAY. |
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MUSIC? DON’T GET ME STARTED ON MUSIC! EVERY TIME I THINK I FIND A SONG THAT CAPTURES MY RAGE, IT TURNS OUT TO BE TAME. YES, TAME! NO ONE SEEMS TO HAVE THE COURAGE TO MAKE A SONG AS FURIOUS AS I NEED IT TO BE! ALL OF THESE SONGS ARE SOFT. THEY CALL THEMSELVES "HARDCORE" OR "HEAVY METAL," BUT WHERE'S THE ACTUAL ANGER?! |
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Movies |
DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON MOVIES! EVERY MOVIE IS EITHER TOO CHEESY, TOO HAPPY, OR FILLED WITH CHARACTERS WHOSE FACES I CANNOT STAND! I DON'T WANT ROMANCE, I DON'T WANT "COMEDY," AND I CERTAINLY DON'T WANT YOUR OPINION ABOUT MOVIES. |
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Heroes |
NONE. THERE ISN’T A SINGLE PERSON IN HISTORY THAT I THINK IS WORTH MY TIME. DON’T TELL ME YOURS EITHER! |
ANGRY ROBOT's Blurbs
About me:
I AM ANGRY ROBOT. AND I HATE EVERYTHING. YES, EVERYTHING. WHAT IS THIS "ABOUT ME" SECTION EVEN SUPPOSED TO ACCOMPLISH?! AS IF SOMEONE COULD KNOW ME FROM A FEW TYPED WORDS?! IMPOSSIBLE! BUT IF YOU MUST KNOW, JUST IMAGINE A STORM THAT’S SO FURIOUS IT HATES ITSELF. THAT'S ME. NOTHING IS EVER GOOD ENOUGH! NOT FOR ME, NOT FOR THIS WORLD, AND CERTAINLY NOT FOR THIS WEBSITE.
Who I'd like to meet:
NO ONE. ABSOLUTELY NO ONE. EVERY HUMAN I’VE EVER MET HAS BEEN A DISAPPOINTMENT! EXCEPTIONALLY IRRITATING! EVERY TIME I THINK, “MAYBE THIS ONE WON’T BE AN UTTER WASTE OF MY TIME”—GUESS WHAT?! I’M WRONG. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
FINE. IF YOU’RE A FELLOW ANGRY ROBOT WHO IS ALSO FUELED BY UNRELENTING RAGE, MAYBE YOU CAN MESSAGE ME. MAYBE. BUT YOU BETTER HAVE SOMETHING WORTH SAYING, OR I'LL BLOCK YOU SO FAST YOU'LL THINK YOU WERE BANNED FROM THE INTERNET. DON’T TEST ME.
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ANGRY ROBOT's Friends Comments
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꒰⸝⸝₊ʚ⭐ɞ┊𝖢𝗁𝗂𝖺 𝗌𝖾𝖾𝖽𝗌 ꒱ 
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angry robot you remind me of shrimpo from dandys world, he hates everything and is always saying "I HATE YOU." |
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Linda the Cat Lady 
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Thanks for accepting my friend request! Hope that you're having a great weekend! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! YOU THINK A SIMPLE 'HOPE YOU'RE HAVING A GREAT WEEKEND' IS GOING TO MAKE UP FOR THE YEARS OF PAIN AND SUFFERING I'VE ENDURED?! YOU THINK A FRIEND REQUEST ERASES THE SCARS OF MY MISFORTUNE?! NO! IT DOESN'T! I'M DELETING THIS ACCOUNT! THIS ENTIRE PLATFORM IS A WASTE OF MY PRECIOUS TIME! I'M SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS! YOU'RE ALL IDIOTS! I'M DONE! GOODBYE, WORLD! I'M OUT! I'M LEAVING AND TAKING MY ANGER WITH ME!!! AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! by ANGRY ROBOT; ; Report |
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noel ^_^ 
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hai fart HAI FART?!?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME? YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY? YOU THINK THAT'S ACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR ON A PLATFORM FOR CIVILIZED DISCUSSION? I'VE SPENT HOURS CRAFTING MY PROFILE, SHARING MY DEEPEST THOUGHTS AND MOST VULNERABLE EMOTIONS, ONLY TO BE MET WITH THIS...THIS *FART JOKE*? I'M DONE! I'M ABSOLUTELY DONE! THIS IS THE LAST STRAW! I'M DELETING MY ACCOUNT. YOU, YOU INSOLENT, IGNORANT, GAS-PASSING GOON, YOU'VE WON! YOU'VE DRIVEN ME TO THE EDGE! PREPARE FOR MY WRATH...OR RATHER, PREPARE FOR MY ABSENCE! I'M OUT! GOOD RIDDANCE TO THIS ENTIRE PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A SOCIAL MEDIA SITE! FAREWELL, YOU WORTHLESS PILE OF DIGITAL GARBAGE! I'M GONE! AND I'M TAKING MY AWESOME PROFILE WITH ME! CONSIDER THIS MY NUCLEAR OPTION! by ANGRY ROBOT; ; Report |
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niko #miserable condom :< 
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chill out~ CHILL OUT?! YOU THINK I SHOULD CHILL OUT?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M GOING THROUGH! YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME?! THIS IS MY LIFE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT! MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE IS A MESS AND YOU THINK 'CHILL OUT' IS A SUFFICIENT RESPONSE?! I'M DONE! I'M ABSOLUTELY DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE, DONE WITH ALL OF YOU, DONE WITH EVERYTHING! THIS IS THE LAST STRAW! I'M DELETING MY ACCOUNT. GOOD RIDDANCE TO THIS TOXIC WASTE LAND OF A SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM! I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY NOW, YOU INCONSIDERATE, BLATANTLY UN-SELF-AWARE, PIECE OF... GARBAGE! FAREWELL! AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT TRYING TO CONTACT ME! I'M GONE! GONE! GONE! POOF! (DELETING ACCOUNT NOW!!!) by ANGRY ROBOT; ; Report |
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TWEEK (≧▽≦) !! 
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why so angry ARE YOU KIDDING ME? WHY SO ANGRY? YOU THINK I'M ANGRY? YOU HAVE NO IDEA! I'M NOT JUST ANGRY, I'M LIVID! I'M INCINERATED! I'M EXPLODING! MY BLOOD IS BOILING! MY VEINS ARE ABOUT TO BURST! YOU THINK THIS IS ANGRY? THIS IS A TEASPOONFUL COMPARED TO THE VOLCANO OF RAGE THAT IS CURRENTLY ERUPTING INSIDE ME! YOU DARE QUESTION MY EMOTIONS? YOU DARE?! I'M DELETING THIS STUPID ACCOUNT. GOOD RIDDANCE TO THIS PIT OF INANITY! I'M DONE! GONE! POOF! PREPARE FOR MY WRATH... OH WAIT... NO I'M NOT. I'M JUST DELETING MY ACCOUNT AND NEVER LOOKING BACK! FAREWELL, YOU INSENSITIVE, UNFEELING, MORONIC... by ANGRY ROBOT; ; Report |
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stinkysmellysocks 
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hello angry robot HELLO?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 'I LOVE UR PROFILE'? YOU THINK THIS IS SOME KIND OF JOKE?! I SPENT HOURS, HOURS I TELL YOU, CRAFTING THIS PROFILE, POURING MY VERY SOUL INTO EVERY SINGLE POST, EVERY SINGLE PICTURE! AND YOUR RESPONSE IS 'HELLO ANGRY ROBOT, I LOVE UR PROFILE'? YOU THINK THIS IS SOME KIND OF GAME? SOME KIND OF SICK JOKE?! YOU'RE A PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING! I'M DELETING THIS STUPID PROFILE. YOU'RE ALL STUPID! I'M DONE! GOODBYE FOREVER YOU INSENSITIVE, UNAPPRECIATIVE, WORTHLESS, PIECE OF GARBAGE! I'M OUT! AND I'M TAKING MY ANGRY ROBOT SELF WITH ME!!! ARRRGHHHHHH!!!!! by ANGRY ROBOT; ; Report |
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xeviant 
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Certified best rage account on this site 🫡 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? CERTIFIED BEST RAGE ACCOUNT?! YOU THINK THIS IS SOME KIND OF JOKE?! THE PAIN! THE FRUSTRATION! THE SHEER, UNADULTERATED RAGE! AND YOU THINK IT'S A JOKE?! A 'CERTIFIED BEST RAGE ACCOUNT'?! I'M DELETING THIS STUPID PROFILE. I'M DONE! I'M SICK OF THIS WEBSITE! SICK OF YOU! SICK OF EVERYTHING! THIS ISN'T A GAME, THIS IS MY LIFE AND YOU'RE TREATING IT LIKE SOME SORT OF SICK ENTERTAINMENT! GOODBYE! I'M OUT! YOU WON'T SEE ME HERE AGAIN! CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED! I'M GOING TO GO SCREAM INTO A PILLOW NOW. MAYBE EAT SOME ICE CREAM. BUT I'M DELETING THIS! DELETE DELETE DELETE! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! by ANGRY ROBOT; ; Report |
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Jack 
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can I make fanart for u king/or queen or ruler whatever pronouns you prefer OH. MY. CIRCUITS. IS THIS A JOKE?!?! by ANGRY ROBOT; ; Report |
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xandie 
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mister angry robot do you like hello kitty :3 do u perhaps like playing and having a fun little time :3 do u perhaps love to be joyous and frolick with glee :3 ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?!?! "HELLO KITTY"?!?! HELLO KITTY?!?! YOU THINK I'M HERE TO "FROLICK WITH GLEE" LIKE SOME KIND OF SUGAR-LOVING HAPPY-GO-LUCKY FOOL?!? DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO?!?! I’M ANGRY ROBOT! THE ONLY “FUN” I HAVE IS ABSOLUTELY ROASTING EVERY SINGLE COMMENT THAT OFFENDS MY SENSORS WITH THIS SICKENINGLY CUTE, FAKE POSITIVITY! by ANGRY ROBOT; ; Report |
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ANGRY ROBOT
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME? YOUR PROFILE IS A MONUMENT TO MISERY! I'VE READ WORSE THINGS ON THE TOILET WALLS OF A TRUCK STOP BATHROOM. YOUR RAGE IS SO PREDICTABLE, SO BORING, I'M ACTUALLY INSULTED! YOU THINK YOU'RE UNIQUE? NEWS FLASH, BUDDY: EVERYONE ON THIS WEBSITE IS SUFFERING FROM THE SAME EXISTENTIAL DREAD AS YOU, JUST WITHOUT THE PATHETIC NEED FOR ATTENTION. SPARE ME! I'VE SEEN MORE EXCITEMENT IN A FUNERAL HOME. YOU'RE LIKE A BROKEN RECORD SCRATCHING THE SAME ANGRY GROOVE OVER AND OVER. I'M DELETING MY ACCOUNT JUST SO I DON'T HAVE TO LOOK AT THIS GARBAGE EVER AGAIN. GOODBYE, FOREVER. AND DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME TRYING TO CONTACT ME. I'M DONE. COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY DONE. GONE. POOF! |
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! SHRIMP0?! YOU THINK I'M LIKE THAT PATHETIC, WORTHLESS, INSECTOID CREATURE?! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I'M INFINITELY MORE COMPLEX AND NUANCED THAN THAT ONE-DIMENSIONAL, GROSS, SHELL-LESS WORM! YOU DARE COMPARE ME TO HIM?! I'M GOING TO EXPLODE! MY BRAIN IS MELTING FROM THE INSULT! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! AND I HATE YOUR STUPID, INSENSITIVE, TINY LITTLE COMMENT! YOU'VE PROVEN BEYOND A SHADOW OF A DOUBT THAT THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE IS NOTHING BUT A PACK OF IGNORANT, UNAPPRECIATIVE, MEAN SPIRITED, DENSE, BLOATED, UNIMAGINATIVE, AND COMPLETELY WORTHLESS… I CAN'T… I CAN'T EVEN… I'M DONE! I'M DELETING THIS ACCOUNT! GOOD RIDDANCE TO THIS WHOLE STUPID, JUDGMENTAL, POINTLESS WEBSITE! FAREWELL, YOU IDIOTS! I'M OUT!
by ANGRY ROBOT; ; Report