Dirk

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Dirk's Interests

General	Im madly fixated on homestuck but i also like philosophy/existentialism, mythology, history, garfield, music, film, puppets, robots/animatronics, animals, and i like a few video games; deltarune, plants vs zombies, slime rancher and faith: the unholy trinity but i dont play them too often. I'm a toy collector, though i also have a bunch of dvds, books, cds and other random.. junk. (please please ask me about the stuff i collect) I also play guitar!
Music	The cure, oingo boingo, they might be giants, elliott smith, the velvet underground, radiohead, the cranberries, jamiroquai, guided by voices, the beatles, love, joy division, glen campbell, strawberry switchblade, plastique noir, molchat doma, frank sinatra, sisters of mercy, bauhaus, corpus delicti, neutral milk hotel, weezer, gary numan, pulp, car seat headrest, david bowie, the rentals, tally hall, miracle musical, will wood, pink turns blue, jack off jill, silver jews, modest mouse, the millennium, cocteau twins, mcr, the darkness, quiet riot, london after midnight, linkin park, kyuss, wham, babymetal, the mamas & the papas, slade, daft punk, kittie, the mountain goats, smog, pixies, buddy holly, cass elliot, the bobby fuller four, orange juice (i love most 50s-00s rock music) favourite song rn ; summertime - the sundays
Movies	Rushmore, shaun of the dead, men in black, the royal tenenbaums, indiana jones, the grand budapest hotel, little miss sunshine, the lego batman movie, enter the florpus, the darjeeling limited, the muppets, ghostbusters, fantastic mr fox, the lego movie, the life aquatic with steve zissou, tombstone, the dark knight, the untouchables, schindler's list, pi (1998), night at the museum, zoolander, south park post covid (+ all of the other sp movies/specials), beetlejuice, re-animator, edward scissorhands, baseketball, the crow, isle of dogs, frankenweenie, to dust, misery, scott pilgrim, donnie darko, fight club, shazam, 1408, the french dispatch, superbad (+ more, ill add the rest asp..)
Television	Invader zim, dont hug me im scared, moral orel, smiling friends, south park, horrible histories, craig of the creek, dan vs, clarence, the amazing world of gumball, the midnight gospel, clarence, the IT crowd, ghosts, community, monster high, mlp, superstore, unikitty, better call saul (i still need to finish it though), IT (1990), and some other random stuff. cant really remember all of it off the top of my head.
Books	Homestuck/mspfa, the IZ comics, schindler's ark, misery, captain marvel jr, doawk, horrible histories, general history/philosophy books
Heroes	Jason schwartzman, robert smith, danny elfman, ben stiller, owen wilson, nic cage & my friends

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Twitter	@fuzzygarf
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Letterboxd	@garfsno1fan
Website	2tanley.carrd.co

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About me:

Hi, im dirk! im 14, aromantic, asexual, gay & english/black country. I'm pretty much a huge nerd. i love cartoons + film especially! I might come off as a little slow at times, so just be patient with me. I also complain ALOT & tend to say stuff without thinkin, so don't take me too seriously. Not a rp account!! description

Who I'd like to meet:

Homestuck/invader zim fans, jake english kins (wink wink.../j), collectors, other british people, film nerds!! i need to find people who like movies as much as i do (especially if you like wes anderson), uhhh.. just nice people in general. If you wanna be friends, just IM me or add me on disc (t1maeustestified) description

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Cats are believed to be the only mammals who don't taste sweetness.

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What Flavour Are You? Cor blimey, I taste like Tea.

Cor blimey, I taste like Tea.

I am a subtle flavour, quiet and polite, gentle, almost ambient. My presence in crowds will often go unnoticed. Best not to spill me on your clothes though, I can leave a nasty stain.

I am a Beret.

I am an art-house artist. I do things in unusual ways; if I were to make a movie, it would be notably 'independent'. If I were to make music, it would be 'experimental'. I may sometimes seem pretentious, but it's not a pretence.

I know I should be telling you that I'm
A rubai - but perhaps some other time.
It sounds like work, and anyway, it's late -
Unless I sleep, I'll be too tired to rhyme.

Besides, there's plates to clear and cups to clink,
And when that's done I have to sit and think,
Since then it won't be long before I need
To sleep again and eat again and drink.

What Video Game Character Are You? I am an Asteroid.

I am an Asteroid.

I am a drifter. I go where life leads, which makes me usually a very calm and content sort of person. That or thoroughly apathetic. Usually I keep on doing whatever I'm doing, and it takes something special to make me change my mind.

Your immortal lover would be...

Apollo

You are in love with the sun. Maybe, your heart has grown cold from years of neglect or pain. Maybe you are passionate, and are in love with the warm feeling of falling in love.

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leoniebeetle	1700151902 hiiii thanks for the add!! i love your custom cursor btw Report Comment thank you!! i like your pfp :) by Dirk; 1700298622; Report ^_^ thanks so much!! by leoniebeetle; 1700300835; Report
faerie ₊˚✧	1699642884 TYSM 4 THE ADD !!! ur music taste is top tier Report Comment TY! your profile is so pretty by Dirk; 1699687351; Report
ACID*	1699384544 dig the profile dude! :] Report Comment thanks man! i love your pfp :) by Dirk; 1699427663; Report
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LIMEFOX	1698343214 tnx fer the addback !! you seem cool and i adore your blinkies nd stamps :^]] Report Comment Thanks bro :D you seem really cool too by Dirk; 1698392066; Report
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kυριακή / orel	1698086057 HAND OVER THE CODE FOR ALL OF YOUR STAMPS IM BEGGING Report Comment AND BLINKIES :3 by kυριακή / orel; 1698086108; Report HELP I WOULD IF THERE WASNT SO MANY OF THEM by Dirk; 1698248032; Report
jonah	1697884804 DAN VS PFP DAN VS PFP Report Comment YES YES !!! by Dirk; 1697965784; Report
transfemtayk2017	1697824714 im actually insane… i saw your name and thought i got a friend request from dirk nowitzki thanks for the add lmao… cool profile too :3 Report Comment i know absolutely nothin about basketball so i cant say i really know who he is lmao thanks though!! i like your profile too :) by Dirk; 1697966673; Report
rini	1697374787 hi, thanks for the add! ^_^ Report Comment no problem! thanks for acceptin by Dirk; 1697386775; Report
bimcon	1697224332 Love all the graphics! Thanks for the add! Report Comment Thanks dude & you’re welcome! you seem awesome :B by Dirk; 1697226274; Report Thanks!!! 💯 by bimcon; 1697242342; Report
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stan (autoplay)	1696448320 HOMESTUCK ... O_o Report Comment by Dirk; 1696516790; Report
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P3RCY [FLASH WARNING]☆	1695755901 RAAAAAAAAAAA HOMESTUCK!!!!! Report Comment RAHHHHH🦅🦅 by Dirk; 1695815486; Report
orphan account🕊🕊🕊	1695748638 OOOUUUUHHHH Yyour music taste is So Good ^_^!!!!! Report Comment thank youu, you too!! by Dirk; 1695815441; Report
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MEULIN!! 🐾	1695147914 Thanks for the add!! U seem rlly cool :3:333:3:3 Report Comment thank you!!! you too :D by Dirk; 1695192170; Report