Tom Immortal

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Tom Immortal's Interests

General

philosophy; aesthetics; combat sports; strength training; gory anime; old school video games; art house films; weird music; roadtrips; anything obscure

Music

Ulver; Agalloch; GG Allin; Dance with the Dead; Fiendish Imp; Sturgill Simpson; The Caretaker; That Poppy; Osamu Sato; Wesley Willis; Scorpions; New Found Glory; Riot Squad; Misfits; Iron Maiden; Sonata Arctica; CYNE; Billy Braggs; The Doors; Trisomie 21; Rush; American Football; Blitzkid; X Japan; Kindzadza; Caroliner; Johnny Cash; Yuzo Koshiro; Britney Spears; Extol; Gogol Bordello; Cro-Mags; 2pac; King Crimson; BBC Radiophonic Workshop

Movies

Happiness; The Seventh Seal; Barry Lyndon; Tetsuo the Iron Man; Gozu; Bronson; No Country for Old Men; Bottle Rocket; The Turin Horse; American Beauty; The Warriors; God Bless America; mother!; Schizopolis; Carnival of Souls; Beyond the Black Rainbow; Lost Highway; subUrbia; Apocalypse Now; Being There; August Underground; Parasite; Breaking the Waves; The Room; Reservoir Dogs; Death Race 2000; Fateful Findings; Leaves of Grass; Her; Smithereens; Borgman; Hausu; The King of Comedy; Amelie; Zardoz; Labyrinth; Big Trouble in Little China; The Adventures of Baron Munchausen; Tales from the Hood; Memento; Synecdoche New York; Reflections of Evil; Cemetery Man; Mad Max; Be Kind Rewind; Songs from the Second Floor; Breathless; Gummo; Mallrats; The Spirit of the Beehive; Oldboy; Stranger Than Paradise; Se7en; El Topo; The Comedy; The Goonies; Highlander

Television

Trailer Park Boys; Fist of the North Star

Books

Adorno; Althusser; Auge; Bataille; Baudrillard; Bergson; Berkeley; Camus; Debord; Deleuze; Derrida; Fisher; Foucault; Gadamer; Goldman; Graeber; Gramsci; Hegel; Heidegger; Hume; James; Kant; Kierkegaard; Kropotkin; Lacan; Laotzu; Leibniz; Lewis; Marx; McLuhan; Mumford; Priest; Rorty; Rousseau; Sartre; Schopenhauer; Stirner; Weber; Whitehead; Wittgenstein; Zizek

Heroes

Diogenes

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UwUmon

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"I'm doing iiiitt I'm doooing iiiit"
"Thata boy good job son!"

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did you learn how to ride a bike the same way you lost your vcard?
your dad gripping your shoulders?

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while your mom clapped and watched with great enthusiasm?

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and your little brother whining and crying in the background stomping his feet asking for his turn?

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got it recorded on film to watch on family night?

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UwUmon

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I heard they don't allow you on planes anymore because you tried to open a window

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UwUmon

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does your back hurt from carrying all that
audacity?

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UwUmon

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you got labeled as a menace to society the day you tried to teach children phonetics.
reason for arrest:
"d is for dog"
"b is for barking dog"
"G is for Jesus"

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UwUmon

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I bet your method of stopping altercations and fights is to run everyone over

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UwUmon

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you look like you get your reliable new source from Buzzfeed

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UwUmon

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you're so dusty you use plastic soda rings instead of handcuffs when you're in bed

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UwUmon

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you've lived for so long that your unevolved dumbass left the water and learned how to walk and now we all have to pay bills

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UwUmon

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you're so annoying when you try to order at Starbucks they just grab you to the back alley and shoot you in the foot

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UwUmon

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you look like the kind of person that puts milk in your cereal bowl first

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UwUmon

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you must have been born on the highway
that's where accidents happen

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UwUmon

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evolution went backwards the day you were born

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UwUmon

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you're so dumb when your roommate asked you to turn on the oven you put Ginuwine's Pony on and started a striptease

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UwUmon

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if we were in an apocalypse, you'd be safe
zombies eat brains

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UwUmon

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I'd slap you but that would count as animal abuse

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UwUmon

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the only time you make me smile is when you leave

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UwUmon

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you're so annoying you make your Happy Meal cry

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you're probably the reason why the middle finger was invented.

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UwUmon

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Don't be ashamed of who you are. That's your parents' job.

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