Effy Hate Page

About me:

sick and tired of dumb handicapped kids saying "you're just jealous you're not effy" when I was just doing my own thing like walking around. They are so mean to me but to me she is the ugliest girl in the world anyway. So I made this as a vent page. Like why can't people have differing opinions on who we find good-looking?

mood: This except to effy

I'd totally relate to this dude if he made a clay sculpture of effy and did that to her instead of a harmless fairy. then I wouldn't have been disgusted at all. All she is is unimpressive generic makeup and sleeping with guys. I hate her nose. It is as upturned as a monkey. She is not mysterious. She is just quiet because her dumb dysfunctional brain has nothing to say. Effy is so replaceable by other manic pixie dream girls. They just seem like they have more interesting things to say. Her eyebrows really suit her "personality" though. They are so thick and overly arched. They just scream "look at me, I'm so haughty"

I'd be so happy if she commits suicide. The world would be way better off without her.

pictures I hate:  Wow you did not have to show us that. Eww. Just stop she isn't a model. Like we get it her eyes are blue but there's nothing special about them. They aren't big or special. Her face is shaped like a potato. You can tell it's fat even though it's not protruding. Her face has no sharpness whatsoever. Even her complexion disgusts me. No I don't have the slightest thing against freckles or blemishes. And don't you see how much she looks like a monchhichi? The facial proportions are just way too similar! Monchhichi's are basically human monkey hybrids. So yeah not flattering for a human. Her and those dolls just look weird and uncanny. Even the size of her nose would perfectly fit the nose of a monchhichi if she were to cosplay as one. Plus these toys usually have blue eyes like effy. It is so hard to just brush off the similarities. I just realized with her eyebrows and facial width, she has a resemblance to shrek. No wonder people pretend to like her. "shrek is love, shrek is life". Shrek isn't likeable, he is just gross and unrelateable like effy stonem.

Just added because you can better see how fat her face actually is.

She also makes brown haired people look bad. She makes them look like a bunch of hypersexual monkeys.

How is it okay to be walking around like a dog who just pissed their pants with ugly ass uncombed bush hair? Most thin girls are pretty but this girl isn't. She has no fat just to flaunt her knock knee thigh bones. She is shaped like some sort of flower pot or inverted flower stand. Other than that she has little fat but still somehow looks curvy and not graceful nor linear.

She is seriously as ugly as barney. I can't be the only one seeing it. Her nose is literally so bulky. and I've never seen someone look so dumb looking up. She has the same dumb look as minecraft sheep when they look up at you. You can tell she'd be so plain looking without makeup. No one would look at her. The alt/grunge aesthetic she is going for doesn't suit her. It just isn't fitting. She does not look like she belongs in a leather jacket and emo makeup. She needs more unique creative makeup to distract from her ugly face. For some reason it is giving fat president.

She is always smirking around like she is above everyone else. She is overaccessorized like some kind of n***** that flexes. Her thighs look so fat here. Her side part doesn't even suit her. All it does is accentuate her ugly ass head shape and her hair looks flat. I can even say she looks like an angry bird.  She looks like wet dark brown earwax here. It's not just her face and body that's ugly, it's her hair too. It's not even just the hair she looks disgusting from head to neck. Her makeup looks like the useless black eyemask that superheroes wear to make themselves look bold when all it does is make them look embarrassingly stupid. Like not everyone in town agrees with your subjective ass mission. Get rid of it.  Just stop. Nobody cares that you sucked your fat ass middle finger in public. You aren't turning anyone on. All I see is that you have no breasts yet you are as thick as a bodybuilder.   When she isn't just smirking and is actually smiling, she looks like some sort of mongoloid. How sad. Her eyelids are totally bald.

I think she deserves the insults because she is shallow anyway. Like who cares if Cassie is a virgin. Literally nothing intelligent comes out of your mouth. Shut up.

Even the name effy reminds me of earwax and that has nothing to do with her disgusting appearance. Comment if you know why. The name doesn't even suit her. It means well spoken but she clearly isn't even well spoken.

Who I'd like to meet:

effy haters, sympathizers