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// <![CDATA[ var colour="#00CCFF"; // what colour are the blobs var speed=66; // speed of animation, lower is faster var blobs=20; // how many blobs are in the jar var charc=String.fromCharCode(9679); // a blob - can be changed to charc='hello' or charc='*' for a different effect /***************************\ * Blobs in a Jar Effect * * (c)2012 mf2fm web-design * * http://www.mf2fm.com/rv * * DON'T EDIT BELOW THIS BOX * \***************************/ window.onload=fill_the_jar; var div; var xpos=new Array(); var ypos=new Array(); var zpos=new Array(); var dx=new Array(); var dy=new Array(); var dz=new Array(); var blob=new Array(); var swide=800; var shigh=600; function fill_the_jar() { var i, dvs; div=document.createElement('div'); dvs=div.style; dvs.position='fixed'; dvs.left='0px'; dvs.top='0px'; dvs.width='1px'; dvs.height='1px'; document.body.appendChild(div); set_width(); for (i=0; i<blobs; i++) { add_blob(i); jamjar(i); } } function add_blob(ref) { var dv, sy; dv=document.createElement('div'); dv.appendChild(document.createTextNode(charc)); sy=dv.style; sy.position='absolute'; sy.textAlign="center"; if (navigator.appName=="Microsoft Internet Explorer") { sy.fontSize="10px"; sy.width="100px"; sy.height="100px"; sy.paddingTop="40px"; sy.color=colour; } else sy.color='rgba(0,0,0,0)'; ypos[ref]=Math.floor(shigh*Math.random()); dy[ref]=(0.5+Math.random())*(Math.random()>.5?2:-2); xpos[ref]=Math.floor(swide*Math.random()); dx[ref]=(0.5+Math.random())*(Math.random()>.5?2:-2); zpos[ref]=Math.random()*20; dz[ref]=(0.5+Math.random())*(Math.random()>.5?.5:-.5); blob[ref]=dv; div.appendChild(blob[ref]); set_blob(ref); } function rejig(ref, xy) { if (xy=='y') { dx[ref]=(0.5+Math.random())*sign(dx[ref]); dy[ref]=(0.5+Math.random())*-sign(dy[ref]); } else { dx[ref]=(0.5+Math.random())*-sign(dx[ref]); dy[ref]=(0.5+Math.random())*sign(dy[ref]); } } function sign(a) { if (a<0) return (-2); else if (a>0) return (2); else return (0); } function set_blob(ref) { var sy; sy=blob[ref].style; sy.top=ypos[ref]+'px'; sy.left=xpos[ref]+'px'; if (navigator.appName=="Microsoft Internet Explorer") { sy.filter="glow(color="+colour+",strength="+zpos[ref]+")"; sy.fontSize=30-zpos[ref]+"px"; } else { sy.textShadow=colour+' 0px 0px '+zpos[ref]+'px'; sy.fontSize=40+zpos[ref]+'px'; } } function jamjar(ref) { if (ypos[ref]+dy[ref]<-50 || ypos[ref]+dy[ref]>shigh) rejig(ref, 'y'); ypos[ref]+=dy[ref]; if (xpos[ref]+dx[ref]<-50 || xpos[ref]+dx[ref]>swide) rejig(ref, 'x'); xpos[ref]+=dx[ref]; if (zpos[ref]+dz[ref]<0 || zpos[ref]+dz[ref]>20) dz[ref]=-dz[ref]; zpos[ref]+=dz[ref]; set_blob(ref); setTimeout("jamjar("+ref+")", speed); } window.onresize=set_width; function set_width() { var sw_min=999999; var sh_min=999999; if (document.documentElement && document.documentElement.clientWidth) { if (document.documentElement.clientWidth>0) sw_min=document.documentElement.clientWidth; if (document.documentElement.clientHeight>0) sh_min=document.documentElement.clientHeight; } if (typeof(self.innerWidth)!="undefined" && self.innerWidth) { if (self.innerWidth>0 && self.innerWidth<sw_min) sw_min=self.innerWidth; if (self.innerHeight>0 && self.innerHeight<sh_min) sh_min=self.innerHeight; } if (document.body.clientWidth) { if (document.body.clientWidth>0 && document.body.clientWidth<sw_min) sw_min=document.body.clientWidth; if (document.body.clientHeight>0 && document.body.clientHeight<sh_min) sh_min=document.body.clientHeight; } if (sw_min==999999 || sh_min==999999) { sw_min=800; sh_min=600; } swide=sw_min; shigh=sh_min; } // ]]>

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